Dr Malpractice @drmalfos
Chief Psychiatrist, currently practicing at Frightmare Asylum, Field of Screams. Pioneered in treatment of Phobias with extreme exposure techniques. fieldofscreams.com Lancaster, PA Joined July 2014-
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Well, I shall give her this: Plucky, and she runs quickly. #FOSVictim
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I've lost a patient. Again. I spin and pursue the girl. She shall replace the boy, then.
Movement at the doorway distracts me, my scalpel slips, and blood sprays. I snarl in fury as the girl screams in terror and runs.
I chuckle softly as they drag the boy up the stairs toward my operating theater. One important question: Drill, or pliers? What say you?
I look to my assistants and smile. "The patient is showing a little anxiety. Give her a moment, gentlemen." I say
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@drmalfos asylum was awesome on Friday night
@funman1234 One more day. I am preparing my favorite drill, "Betsy", and my rustiest pair or forceps. Ah. Anticipation!
Hah! They track me. As if that makes a difference. Indulge me, leave a comment: bit.ly/1nYWgyb what will the girl's fate be?
So quaint when they think they have escaped, do you not agree? Their expression when they realize it was all a little game, priceless
@shaunajones93 @fieldofscream some of my better work, if I do say so myself ..
@funman1234 Perhaps. I am, afterall a very busy man. So many oatients to attend to
@samuel and a wonderful night it is for a visit Do not forget to visit Applegate, our hospitality is to die for!
Such noise you pathetic scraps of humanity make so close to Applegate. I can hear you just outside. Come come. Not scared are we? #FOSVictim
I stand in the foyer watching, invisible and silent. For now. I smell the fear of the girl. Tonight’s going to be a gas. #FOSVictim
@qback14 I look forward to visits from potential patients. I trust my assistants provided appropriate... hospitality?
I hear the click of her heels on the crumbling asphalt. The hungry ghosts around me quiver with hunger. Almost feeding time. #FOSVictim
“We have our two newest inmates, everyone,” I say to no one in particular. “Let’s show them the old Applegate hospitality.” #FOSVictim
“Scatter,” I say. My ghostly minions take their places. They know they must obey in order to partake in the upcoming feast. #FOSVictim
The slavish ghosts of my dominion know the drill. Ahahaha… drill. Who doesn’t love a good dentistry joke? #FOSVictim
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