droopytiddies @droopytiddies
Tired old man from Yonkers (NY) instagram.com/droopytiddies/ Joined August 2019-
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I was ordering a McGriddle during the NYC earthquake and am SAFE. Thank you @McDonalds for protecting me.
Priest: he hath risen Mike tyson: he hath rithen Priest: he hath RISEN Mike tyson: he hath RITHEN *priest smacks forehead*
Every high school in America has one of these mfers
Joe rogan: i started smoking these vegan cigarettes Aaron rogers [smiling]: very cool Rogan: hit this vegan cigarette Rogers [smiling wider]: you’re gonna get me in trouble, joe
Just found out Toby Keith died 😔
I love littering so much. Whoever said the best things in life are free must have been talking about littering ❤️
Dave Matthew’s fans are insane. They’re literally willing to die for this man…
You can now buy Bengal tigers at Sam’s Club
You can now buy Bengal tigers at Sam’s Club
The geometry doesn’t quite line up but if Squidward was eating Mrs. Puff’s gushy and he somehow fit that honking dildo-nose in her snizz I bet it would feel fantastic
Made this same joke but with crystal meth and havent seen my son in six months
I finally understand Catcher in the Rye. The kid is telling me to hunt a beloved celebrity to achieve eternal glory.
It’s wild how last Thanksgiving my cousins were talking about Carl Weezer from Jimmy Neutron and this year they’re talking about Karl Marx from socialism
🥰 naming my first son Armie (short for Armadillo)
It’s a sad day 😔 stoners need a new pope (and it’s probably gonna be Seth Rogen).
It’s a sad day 😔 stoners need a new pope (and it’s probably gonna be Seth Rogen).
[first day of cold weather] Man wearing jacket: haha brrrrrrr Insects: it was a quiet Friday morning when mother and uncle died. Why was I spared? To be some plaything for God?
Joe Rogan truly a innovator. And the crazy thing is he right. Dogs need kush too.
Man I’m getting pretty good at this
There’s a new Mario Golf game in stores and they 100% fucked up the design for Wario
Dixie Normous @boobiesonfire
6K Followers 1K Following Put me in ur bowl and smoke me.. @lilsquirrelo @97sgub
ipad pro jones @ipadprojones
6K Followers 4K Following i love tweeting on twitter please don’t take my twitter account away I am a parody account
horse dentist @equine__dentist
30K Followers 854 Following horse god formerly known as balthazar the exalted
The Wholesome One @TiaThePresident
2K Followers 788 Following President of North America. Hunter of vampires & strigoi. Being kind. Doing my best. ☦
chrisiscosey @bored2die
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The Alan Parsons Proj.. @DJSkullfetish
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zacc: smocking we’d @PugOnADrug
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jacob @grinchmachine
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E.T. @in3versaidthat
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Francesca Schnack @FrancescaS90898
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Mariana Schuch @MSchuch79004
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Patty Mongue @PMongue99744
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James @hungbwc890
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Donald Rump @DonaldRump4547
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Maddy More Like Sad-y @MaddyGambino
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RickyRegardo27 @RickyRegardo27
45 Followers 31 Following Investments / Emerging Markets / Zyn Reviews / Generating Alpha / Hellcat Enthusiast / Incoming CEO of Sex / Biking in tight suits / “women”
Vitalka(Mishka's Sist.. @wtfbro23027098
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Sam @samgriaz
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Kyle Gaines @shadowwork0003
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Jessica manya @Jessicaman77849
135 Followers 854 Following Live life and always have fun. while enjoying life be happy, humble🌸❤️
fundamental @stillward34
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Elsie-may Magrone @elsie_magro
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Freyja Phagan @phaga_fre
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KingsGambit @hooksbroffman
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sluts r us @godsfavslut0
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Tara Mckeller @mckeller_t33701
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Joe Schroeder @JoeSchr83599303
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Mandy Hills @mandyhills2020
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çògñįtivê_sojoü.. @bo_darley
617 Followers 2K Following #1 bullshit guy | Painfully verbose | My political tourette’s are independent but slightly liberal | Here to “fire the cannon” in life
gummy bear palooza @hoegorl
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gena poberejnii @GPoberejnii
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Sweet Tea Grizzley @sweet_tea_guy
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Ham II @Hambones02
89 Followers 338 Following A lot of what I say has been lifted off of men’s room walls
marina @byenicotina
642 Followers 685 Following #nothing can break my ♥️ #married w/ @byebyenicotine 🇲🇽🇨🇦
Yeller Lizard 🦎�.. @FellerYeller
2K Followers 4K Following Simple Florida lizard. Movie fan who wants to be best friends and live on your trees rawr. Yessir. Owned by @yappersdelight
Joey C @jcarriero623
22 Followers 88 Following
K @Obleodog
385 Followers 4K Following
Dixie Normous @boobiesonfire
6K Followers 1K Following Put me in ur bowl and smoke me.. @lilsquirrelo @97sgub
ipad pro jones @ipadprojones
6K Followers 4K Following i love tweeting on twitter please don’t take my twitter account away I am a parody account
horse dentist @equine__dentist
30K Followers 854 Following horse god formerly known as balthazar the exalted
The Wholesome One @TiaThePresident
2K Followers 788 Following President of North America. Hunter of vampires & strigoi. Being kind. Doing my best. ☦
chrisiscosey @bored2die
4K Followers 4K Following
The Alan Parsons Proj.. @DJSkullfetish
3K Followers 810 Following —\\\—Obvious Parody—///—@RestitutorSane
Boneduck @realBoneDuck
2K Followers 668 Following hi let's read my charges and get this shit over with. duck with a boner.
Yahoo News @YahooNews
1.1M Followers 2K Following Top stories. Trusted sources. Your window to the news that matters most to you.
RickyRegardo27 @RickyRegardo27
45 Followers 31 Following Investments / Emerging Markets / Zyn Reviews / Generating Alpha / Hellcat Enthusiast / Incoming CEO of Sex / Biking in tight suits / “women”
Jessica manya @Jessicaman77849
135 Followers 854 Following Live life and always have fun. while enjoying life be happy, humble🌸❤️
KingsGambit @hooksbroffman
38 Followers 429 Following
gummy bear palooza @hoegorl
957 Followers 675 Following clown on a mission to eradicate her thoughts era oogi throwaway @kilarlings
the cum man @wifeahol
706 Followers 659 Following back-slapping, booze-swilling, glad-handing fart dick of a shit butt. lesbian-presenting cis man. he/him/girlboss
Mr. Gingles @GinglesMr
2K Followers 84 Following big, smoking, chunky, gulpy, stankin'. father of 2, grandfather of 2,375,803.4
Sweet Tea Grizzley @sweet_tea_guy
6K Followers 5K Following Greatest southern commodity, here to save the world. Partial owner of a pro sports franchise. 6x IM Champion #BearDown #BoilerUp #STLCards
Nick @Nexqal
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no context memes @weirddalle
1.7M Followers 460 Following memes and weird ai generations | dm for promo | @hardaipics | follow my IG
Ham II @Hambones02
89 Followers 338 Following A lot of what I say has been lifted off of men’s room walls
Out of Context Human .. @NoContextHumans
4.0M Followers 248 Following The ORIGINAL Out of Context Human Race page! Subscribe to us for $1!↗️ No Copyright intended - DM for credit/removal
dog surgeon @2femcel2furious
42K Followers 1K Following the flickering light that smolders within may seem faint to u but it is soo very bright 2 me
marina @byenicotina
642 Followers 685 Following #nothing can break my ♥️ #married w/ @byebyenicotine 🇲🇽🇨🇦
fucked up looking hai.. @fucked_up_hair
94K Followers 24 Following sometimes fabulous looking hair - dm submissions/promos - bald at 100k (real)
pics that go hard @picsthatg0hard_
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Memes I found shoved .. @MemesUpMyAss
48K Followers 192 Following Shitting out memes. Will steal your memes to repost for my personal gain. RT what ever I want. Open for Submissions
Yeller Lizard 🦎�.. @FellerYeller
2K Followers 4K Following Simple Florida lizard. Movie fan who wants to be best friends and live on your trees rawr. Yessir. Owned by @yappersdelight
🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpo.. @hourly_shitpost
1.4M Followers 99 Following the best memes ever created… we wouldn’t be here without them (NO NSFW PROMOS)
Your Typical Local Ma.. @LocalBateman
585K Followers 160 Following If you want to ignite the fire just ignite yourself. alt @LocalBateman_
Joey C @jcarriero623
22 Followers 88 Following
pussypopqueen the sec.. @daspermmaker
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Mekaniac @Mekaniac
342 Followers 843 Following the internet is bad for me and you but we always meet here huh
𝖈𝖚𝖇𝖒𝖆�.. @yalittleshit
1K Followers 1K Following MY FELLOW AMERICANS, IT WAS A TOUGH CAMPAIGN FOR THE PAST 30s UNTIL I REALIZED LITERALLY ANY1 CAN BE PRESIDENT. https://t.co/XPEgzXkqmR prochoice=💉+🍼+🔫
Dick Whittler @CoreyVersuz
535 Followers 479 Following crying is just emotions leaving your body…. No Fear… 26 Red…Big Johnson… Sublime… laser tag… jolt cola…you can’t do that on television… American Gladiators…
Craven Morehead @AFKA_PBR
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bitch @urbancatfitters
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Mr. Very Online @mrveryonline
616 Followers 549 Following Defeated Phil McCracken for the NWA World’s Title in 1972
annabelle @L0B0TOMYBAIT
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Throb Goblin (0'9") @snot0tter
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i hate a well actually 🤓☝️ mf
@eviIcherub It was hit by a 300 meter long ship capable of carrying 10.000 containers. It was most likely a complete freak accident. It's a tragedy, but it should not be taken as the bridge was falling apart before hand, it was build before anyone even dreamt of ships this big.
Taking my mother to her first drag show pray for me
Honestly so happy to get older and give so few fucks about being openly annoying in my love for movies the the Oscars.
Things I’m thankful for from 2023: (in no particular order) Ice Spice Carson ♥️ Reunions Troye Sivan ‘Poor Things’ Beyoncé Egg & Cheese on an English muffin My new job CAROL Annual trip to PTown My mom, dad, & brother ‘Barbie’ My friends 🥲 Ayo Edibiri ‘Rent’ rewatches New apt!
finally perfected my gumbo recipe 😋
Person 1: hey did you go see the new Holy Infant? Person 2: I did Person 1: what’s he like? Person 2: so tender and mild Person 1: what
how HOUSE M.D. characters would react to someone asking their pronouns, a thread:
i have this both bookmarked on tiktok and screen recorded it so i never lose it. please watch the whole thing if you haven’t. there’s nothing quite as insane as this video
Quote this with that video you will never delete 🤣🥺🤩🥳🤯😁
Pearl Islands is the season that started it all for me. What a group and what a time!!
Survivor Pearl Islands and Millennials vs Gen X will be coming to Netflix Jan. 1 Survivor Kaôh Rōng will leave the service Jan. 31.
Sir a second gay twink fuck vid has hit the Capitol building
A Second Gay Congressional Staffer Was Filmed Having Sex in a Capitol Building advocate.com/politics/capit…
trawling fb marketplace like you know what $60,000 sounds like a steal for a 1967 coast guard cutter point class
Sources: In college Shohei one time allegedly walked a girl home late at night and didn’t make a move. Very classy. Thinks he earned himself some brownie points for not being a #predator. Apparently said female lives in and/or around the Toronto area. All signs point to the 6. 🦌
happy chet hanksgiving
Time is a flat circle
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