Drunken Irish Rants @drunknirishrant
This is Miles O'Keef. I drink a substantial amount of alcohol. I laugh more than is humanly possible. And i hope you all do the same, follow me Connecticut Joined March 2012-
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I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND MORE THAN ANYTHING SORRY BITCHES
Some people only retweet people with lots of followers as if twitter is a popularity contest
The U.S. Army actually uses Xbox 360 controllers to fly UAV spy planes.
Sometimes i'm like, "oh, hey girl" and sometimes i'm like, "oh hey, fuck you"
I want a girlfriend that will have porn star sex with me
Skinny girls with butt checks the size of my face>>>>>
My go to pick up line, "Girl, I wanna make out with your mouth so hard." - its never worked
Birth Control Pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.
I hate when i click on an account and say, "hey you look cute," but then i click on your pic and say, "hey you look five."
People need to stop following those relationship twitters and start following me
If theres a person out there for you, txt them tonight and tell them that you love them, no matter how mad you are at them
Girls that move and get you mesmerized >>>>>>
I vote for the president from Independence Day, who actually went and fought the aliens himself
The hardest part of my 4 years of college wasnt the tests or homework or the classes, it was.... Asking my gf to try anal sex
Today i woke up with the biggest erection ever! Its going to be a good day!!
Tonight im going to sleep so that i can wake up tomorrow
I hope this tweet gets me one new follower

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