dvf @dvffeh

It can't be done, and that is salvation 742617000027 Joined June 2009

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SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction

a year ago

James Bond every time he visits Q

Jazz (long story, ask my siblings) @Seamusisanimdom

a year ago

James Bond every time he visits Q

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Sam O’Leary @mrSamOLeary

a year ago

When somebody says “You’ll love it.”

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Fergus Craig @FergusCraig

2 years ago

New footage released of Rishi Sunak chopping a carrot.

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gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi

2 years ago

I guess if Bin Laden had been like “you have five seconds to evacuate the towers” we would have been fine with it

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Nath. @NathDerricott

2 years ago

Window cleaner has a sander on that estate

Jamie Bryson @JamieBrysonLLB

2 years ago

Window cleaner has a sander on that estate

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The Glasto Thingy @TheGlastoThingy

2 years ago

You watch Arctic Monkeys 2023 Glastonbury headline set once...

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Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain

2 years ago

This is even funnier if you get it before the punchline is delivered.

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Jamie H @JamieHComedy

2 years ago

Here’s 6 minutes of Ian Huntley being a good caretaker

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Trades Union Congress @The_TUC

2 years ago

A maths question for Rishi Sunak: If there were 60k food banks users in 2010, and there are over 2 million now, how responsible is the Conservative Party?

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DavidOsland @DavidOsland

3 years ago

Break you wife's nose and get a knighthood. Speak out for refugees and get the sack.

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Gary Lineker suspended by the BBC for upsetting the Conservatives because he stood up for some of the most vulnerable people in the world. The same BBC whose chairman gave the Conservatives £400,000 before helping to arrange an £800,000 loan for Boris Johnson

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Brannagans magic hat @heyit5sam

3 years ago

@SkyNewsBreak

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craig reynolds @reynlord

3 years ago

All expeditions have been cancelled and will be refunded at the point of purchase

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Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews

3 years ago

This hasn’t aged terribly well.

Nadhim Zahawi @nadhimzahawi

11 years ago

This hasn’t aged terribly well.

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Kit Yates @Kit_Yates_Maths

3 years ago

I'm sorry, but you can't *always* be experiencing a higher volume of calls than average. That's not how averages work.

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Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews

3 years ago

We all knew what the Tories’ endgame was for the NHS. It’s not like they’ve ever put any effort into hiding it. #NHSPrivatisation

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Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon

3 years ago

Sajid Javid - who got £1,500 per hour from a second job with a US investment bank - is calling for people to have to pay to visit their GP and A+E. The Tories want to use this crisis to push through the privatisation of our NHS. We have the fight of our lives on to stop them.

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Peter Geoghegan @PeterKGeoghegan

3 years ago

🚨 Last week Christopher Harborne gave £1m to Boris Johnson. This week QinetiQ - the UK defence company whose biggest shareholder is Harborne - won an £80m government contract... Great scoop from @jimfitznews (also in morning's Politico London playbook) opendemocracy.net/en/dark-money-…