Dylan @dylan_random

Recovering editor Calgary Joined October 2010

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Dylan @dylan_random

2 months ago

The weekly Wednesday doggy daycare protest. "I'm not going, and you can't make me"

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2 months ago

The new War of the Worlds on Prime was like watching Hollywood give Amazon a hand job.

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My bro feels the need to smuggle a bag of Skittles into the theatre in a condom shoved up his arse like we're running drugs across the border, and I just walk in with a Starbucks in one hand and a bagged sandwich in the other like it's my living room. This is why I work alone

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Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital

2 months ago

Literally spit out a drink LMAO 🤣

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2 months ago

1.) I had the tiniest little ant-sized @DairyQueen Blizzard tonight and I feel like absolute garbage. Thanks, edible oil food-like sugar bomb. 2.) "Superman Cake Batter Cookie Dough"?! Really?? "Kryptonite" was RIGHT THERE!!

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Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis

2 months ago

This Hank Aaron tribute is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen at a professional sporting event. Wow.

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3 months ago

JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH review: Should have gone to F1 instead.

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3 months ago

Props to the grandma in front of us who took her two, I dunno, 7-8 year olds to see 28 Years Later. 👍

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Dylan @dylan_random

4 months ago

I'm back for the Elon meltdown

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10 months ago

dylanrandom.bsky.social Looking at winding this service down

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Dylan @dylan_random

11 months ago

While in hospice, my neighbour said to his wife, son, and dog, "I know I'm dying, but I'm sure going to miss you guys." He died on Wednesday of cancer, and I've been thinking about those words all day. Fuuuck.

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David Mack @davidmackau

11 months ago

putting on that seven fishes episode of the bear to unwind

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Dylan @dylan_random

11 months ago

I've missed the entrance to the Gulf Canada Square parkade every single time since they removed the CPR train.

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Dylan @dylan_random

11 months ago

I don't care if you're in costume, not in costume; I don't care if you're a 26-year-old out with your friends just looking for some fun - I've got candy for everybody. But I ain't answering the fucking door at 4: 30. GTFOH.