Eric Osborne @ec900

I am a working Goldsmith in Birmingham, United Kingdom. Two fab kids ,life is sweet Joined March 2010

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Eric Osborne @ec900

2 months ago

@american_v2765 A dlightful kind human, I am proud to call my son! Big love Dad xx

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@american_v2765 Totally agree, my lad was guilty of bullying a girl in his primary class. Stuck him in the car and made him apologise to the girl and her Father! He didn’t like me much ! But it that was 30 yrs ago, never had a n issue again . Now he is 33 a father himself and I must say in

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2 months ago

@WydRomanX Try the barcode

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Eric Osborne @ec900

2 months ago

@sallythomsett hi Sally am away and just heard about Darling Richard, so sorry to you and all who knew and loved him! He will remain a true master of his craft. You all have so much pleasure to millions , I’m truly sad xxxxx

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Eric Osborne @ec900

2 months ago

@TiarasNTears Shameful disrespect to our Queen and you, you did nothing ! Your Nan will have seen this you utter bellend ! Live with that thought in your head!

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Tiaras & Tears @TiarasNTears

2 months ago

The moment most of the uk lost it... She will never be forgiven for this..

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Eric Osborne @ec900

3 months ago

@Boldyboy1975 Man was like liquid!❤️❤️❤️

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3 months ago

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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45

9 months ago

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Like most men, I found shopping boring and just wanted to get in and get out. My wife, on the other hand, like most women, loves to browse. Yesterday, my wife received a letter from the store manager: Dear Mrs. Harris, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and, regrettably, have been forced to ban both of you from shopping here. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and documented by our video surveillance cameras: June 15 – Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly placed them in other customers’ carts when they weren’t looking. July 2 – Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. July 7 – Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom. July 19 – Approached an employee and said in an official tone, “Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.” This caused the employee to leave her station, get reprimanded by her supervisor, trigger a union grievance, and cost management time and money. (For the record, we do not have a Code 3.) August 4 – Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. August 14 – Moved a “Caution – Wet Floor” sign to a carpeted area. August 15 – Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could join if they brought pillows and blankets from the bedding department; twenty children complied. August 23 – When a clerk asked if he could help him, he began crying and yelled, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?” EMTs were called. September 4 – Looked directly into a security camera and used it as a mirror while picking his nose. September 10 – While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. October 3 – Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme. October 6 – In the auto department, practiced his “Madonna Look” using various sizes of funnels. October 18 – Hid in a clothing rack and, when people browsed through, shouted, “PICK ME! PICK ME!” October 22 – Upon hearing a store announcement, assumed a fetal position and screamed, “OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!” Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was. October 23 – Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while, then yelled loudly, “Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here!” One of the clerks passed out. Sincerely, The Store Manager 😂🤣😂🤣

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Eric Osborne @ec900

9 months ago

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ＣＯＮＴＡＣＴＬＩＧＨＴ。 ◯ *・ @contactlight69

9 months ago

"...We are stardust. And we are all one, in that sense." Captain Edgar Mitchell Remember Edgar Mitchell, #Apollo14 astronaut, who passed on February 4, 2016. One of a handful of humans who have walked on the moon. I Salute you Sir contactlight.de forallmankind.de

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Eric Osborne @ec900

9 months ago

@rickygervais , just finished @afterlife for his knows how many times! Joni Mitchell and the final scenes just broke my heart, I now now I must love my life and every soul In it. Bless you my friend xx

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9 months ago

@gervaisclips Afterlife

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Eric Osborne @ec900

9 months ago

@rickygervais Hey Ricky , I’ve signed up but I’m just a poor Goldsmith 🥲do you do discounts for fellow mansion owners ??

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Eric Osborne @ec900

9 months ago

@JodiWestXXX @AEexpo No way ! You can just walk up and say hello ?

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9 months ago

@JodiWestXXX @AEexpo Omg o would so love to say hello

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Eric Osborne @ec900

9 months ago

@gervaisclips Missed the point ! So I’ll just say you’re a magnificent cunt!!

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Eric Osborne @ec900

9 months ago

@gervaisclips The singular best story on Tv , been watching again tonight . “ good people do nice things for others … end of!” The quote that sums up the whole story! Love it Rick thank you bud x