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*lays down to take a nap* *wakes up 8 hours later pissed off and confused*
Even a good decision, if made for the wrong reasons, can be a wrong decision. –Governor Swann (Pirates of the Caribbean)
"You've changed." "Yeah I know, I'm a Transformer."
*accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago* me: nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
If someone says "I love you" and you don't feel the same way, just say "I love YouTube" really fast.
7,000 new insect species are discovered every year.
I ask my parents a simple “yes“ or “no“ question and I get a lecture.
It takes our brains 80 milliseconds to process information, so we are technically living in the past.
Reincarnation is forbidden in China without permission from the government.
Once an American billionaire, Henry Nicholas smoked so much marijuana on his private jet that the pilot had to put on an oxygen mask.
I hate it when people say, "That song's old!" SINCE WHEN DO SONGS HAVE EXPIRATION DATES?!
me at 7AM: tired me at 12PM: tired me at 3PM: tired me at 7PM: yawn tired me at 10PM: tired me at 2AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM
Monday: No! Tuesday: Ugh. Wednesday: Why? Thursday: Omg. Friday: Finally. Saturday: Yes! Sunday: Crying.
Roses are red, I'm going to bed.
If you could chose between World Peace and Bill Gates' fortune, what color would your Lamborghini be?
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