Ed DeJesus 🇺🇦 @ed_dejesus_
husband | dad | writer | fan of P. G. Wodehouse, Douglas Adams, Sherlock Holmes, math, science, and Oxford commas. If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. eddejesus.com Boston, MA, USA area Joined March 2009-
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A man walked into a hardware store and picked up a can of fly spray. "Is this good for wasps?" he asks the assistant. To which she replies "No, it kills them."
I was arguing with a guy at a bar. He said he was a big pop star in the 80s. I didn’t believe him, but he was adamant…
I can’t find my “Gone In 60 Seconds” DVD. It was here a minute ago.
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She's learning!
I was pulled over by a cop. He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses". I said I have contacts. He said he didn't care who I know.
I think the biggest thing that changed for me when I had kids was no longer seeing my life as the main story, but as the prequel to theirs
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173 Followers 3K FollowingWhen you go to name the father of one of your characters “Stephen” without realizing you’ve already chosen the last name as “King.” 😂🤦🏻♀️ Back to the drawing board!
If Trump's face was printed on U.S. Currency would you use it? 🤡💵
Trump is going to be in court till the day he expires: Government watchdog alleges Trump campaign broke the law trying to hide legal payments yahoo.com/news/governmen…
For those wondering: Subtweet a post that refers to a particular user without directly mentioning them, typically as a form of furtive mockery or criticism. - emphasis on the furtive.
Do other writers still handwrite their notes or am I the last of a dying breed? It's not easy with a broken finger but I can't shake the habit!
Every @FoxNews story should close with, “I’m Donald Trump, and I approved this message.”
PA voters: "I really believe it's the worst it's ever been. We need to get somebody like Trump back in office because he really cares about the middle class...Biden doesn't seem to care." "I didn't think retirement was going to be as difficult as it is...we need a change."
What is your long-term goal as a writer? Me? I’d love for one of my books to become a bestseller. 🤞🏻🙏🏻
Please be nice to writers 🥺 it takes an enormous amount of courage to put your work out there. Your heart. YOU ARE A WRITER IF YOU WRITE. That’s it!!! The thing that makes this insanely difficult industry better is the #WritingCommmunity and support 🥹❤️
I saw some of what she wrote and it was false (the person she referred to is a published writer), an attempt to gain attention/bait the writer, and incredibly unprofessional. Writers should be lifting each other up, not tearing each other down.
A friend, who is an excellent writer, is struggling to let others read her latest WIP. She put too much of herself into it. She shared a lot of her pain from the past and is afraid people will know it's her. Ever shared too much of yourself in your writing?
Not to brag but I honestly believe I’m a better writer now than when I was 7. When I read back over the stories I wrote in primary school, they seem so childish in comparison. No 3 act structure, no character arcs, no nuance or themes. I really believe my writing has grown! ✍️😊
Have you ever noticed that whenever you see geese flying in “V” formation, one side is always longer than the other? You know why? More geese on that side.
@ed_dejesus_ I think so….but without religion, we maybe able to outsmart the gate keepers.
Do you think Fathers should be present in the labour room during the delivery of their child?
You: Hey Steve. Looking good, BTW. Anyway, when is your fun, funny & exciting debut ‘The Blood of the Cutlass’ - a book both kids & adults will love - available to purchase? Me: Thanks. I just threw this on, nothing special. Oh, and
WE LOVE TRUMP FOR JAIL #LockHimUp 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
. OMG ! The crazy people are out and singing . . . WE love Trump 🎶 Hey MAGAts and Trumpsters, THIS is Donald Trump. 💠 ⚖️ 💠
How devoid of common sense, critical thinking, and self-respect do you need to be, to be an American still saying WE LOVE TRUMP? Or maybe he just embodies your hatred so much that you don't care.