elizabeth @eellizard
Houston, TX Joined July 2018-
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i went outside one more time before bed. the human kept calling me. but the stars look so nice right now. if i sit and enjoy them long enough. the human will have no choice. but to come out. and enjoy them with me
old town road is literally about horses.
if i ever get a maine coon i’m gonna name them mansion
Last night I caught a RAT tryin 2 sneak into a trash can on my patio! He was hunting for old scraps, so I took care of him the only way I could... BY BUYING HIM A CAKE & SETTIN UP A NIGHT VISION CAM TO WATCH HIM BE SWEET & SATISFIED & TAKEN CARE OF! I love u rat :.-) 💕🎂🐀
gay rat DNA 🌈 🐀 🌈🐀 🐀 🐀🌈 🐀 🌈 🐀 🌈 🐀 🌈 🐀 🌈 🐀🌈 🌈 🌈 🐀 🌈 🐀 🌈 🐀 🌈 🐀 🌈 🐀 🌈🐀 🐀 🐀 🌈
crazy that u gotta pay extra for there not to be chemicals in ur food smh
@stalbot18 i told u this joke in the micheal's parking lot. i watched as u tweeted this. u'll hear from my lawyers.
something i just remembered: my sister getting visually angry at me bc i was trying to convince her that poptarts were ravioli
Ur a wiz ard arry
Share the plot of your favorite movie in five words.
i relate more to my hogwarts house then my sign
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