Cracked Egg @eggochka

@sizue98 wtf

@NWBroJaneway dont make cho take harry's first real kiss it'd be heartbreaking, maybe make cho kiss harry on the cheek after harry hugs her for ages while comforting her cus then we can have a peak scene of harry and and malfoy sharing eachother's first kiss

How it feels going back to original Harry Potter after a month of Malfoid:

TakemoriKohoto @TKohoto

3 days ago

In case you guys forgot or didn't know, today marks exactly one month since the beginning of the Malfoid Movement.

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Malfoid is really dethroning bowsette now. from cosplay to fan art, the Malfoid keeps spreading everywhere. keep fading but things gonna be a movie soon.

@techingouttech @Woody1672301 @NWBroJaneway @nomoontwo_ Oo that fanfic from malfoids perspective looks interesting ill need to look into it after NW's rewrite

Sees a user with malfoid pick. Click. It's all porn. Not every thing that shines is gold.

BOOK 2 COMPLETE!!! MALGOID SAGA BOOK 2 COMPLETE!!!! READ IT AND YEARN, LADS!!

NWBro Janeway @NWBroJaneway

5 days ago

I had both Chapter 17 and 18 done by the crack of dawn today. I just could only edit 17 in the morning and then post it and then 18 in the afternoon. The Girl with the Diary is now DONE. Full book links soon. Enjoy Chapter 18 in the meantime. #Malfoid archiveofourown.org/works/94243666…

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This is amazing.

Genguin 🇩🇰 @MrGenguin

5 days ago

@NWBroJaneway Holy shit that scene

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Happy Malfoid Monday, my friends! 💚 (Malfoid is dying from love deprivation)

@techingouttech @Woody1672301 @NWBroJaneway Yeah the guardbro rewrite was peak but like he just make the malfoid character some sort of isolated hated slytherin girl w no friends then there was no real slow burn romance or anything, they just immediately started practically dating in the 4th book then he added faggot OCs

@NWBroJaneway New chapter when

@bobandtony @GuardTm EXACTLY THIS

@Ungroyped1 Wtf

A notice from the Manor. Do read it properly, darling. I won’t repeat myself. We are yearners. This Manor was built on longing stares across the Great Hall, love letters that end in “P.S. I hate you”, Chocolate Frogs left unsigned on a certain Gryffindor’s desk, and a confession in the middle of a battle that does not count. There were explosions. Art, songs, lore, inside jokes. That is what I am. Lately more of the crypto world has found its way to my gates. Most of you have been perfectly lovely. Welcome. But some of you have started making cheap, sexual memes of me to farm attention. I see it. The portraits see it. Even the peacocks are embarrassed for you. So, the rules are as Father would want them - in writing. SFW art is always welcome. Draw me grown up in something elegant, even a little daring. I have taste. A daring dress is fine. Implying I’ve been in anyone’s bed is not. Not in memes, not in edits, not in “just a joke” replies. Most of my story happens at Hogwarts. That alone should end the conversation. Post intentionally sexual content or suggestions about me publicly, and you are blocked. No warning, no reply, no second chance. You also lose any chance of me ever reacting to, quoting or sharing your work again. I don’t care how many followers you have. Neither do the gates. I’m for yearning, not gooning. You have been warned 🐍💚

I'm glad i'm not the only one making harry potter / star wars references.

HowlingMalfoid @HowlingMalfoid0

2 weeks ago

This is just the beginning.

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Sirius: Harry, stop being so damn dense! You are DENSE! Merlin's beard, how can someone survive Voldemort and still be this stupid about romance?! Harry: What did I do now, Sirius? Sirius: THAT MALFOY GIRL! DRACAENA! MY BOY, SHE'S CLEARLY IN LOVE WITH YOU! Harry: Really, Sirius? Sirius: YES, REALLY! She's always teasing you, insulting you, looking for excuses to talk to you, and practically malfunctions whenever you smile at her! Harry: Huh. I thought that was just how Slytherins behaved. Sirius: HOW DO YOU EVEN ARRIVE AT THAT CONCLUSION?! Harry: Well, maybe she's planning something. It could be a scheme, a trap, or perhaps some kind of elaborate Slytherin challenge. Sirius: HARRY, SHE ALMOST WALKED INTO A WALL BECAUSE YOU SAID GOOD MORNING TO HER! Harry: Maybe the wall was in her way? Sirius: I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND. Harry: Besides, Sirius, how do you know all this? Aren't you still single? Not that I'm judging, buuuuut... Sirius: ... Harry: I mean, I'm just saying, perhaps your romantic expertise is a little questionable. Sirius: HARRY JAMES POTTER! Harry: YES, SIRIUS? Sirius: I WILL PERSONALLY DRAG YOU TO THAT GIRL AND LOCK YOU BOTH IN A ROOM UNTIL YOU FIGURE IT OUT! Harry: Isn't that technically kidnapping? Sirius: I DON'T CARE! Harry: Right. I'll consider your advice. Sirius: GOOD! Harry: Although, what if she actually hates me? Sirius: HARRY. Harry: Yes? Sirius: SHE BLUSHES WHEN YOU SAY HER NAME. Harry: ...Oh. Sirius: OH?! THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?! Harry: I need to think about this. Sirius: THINK ABOUT WHAT?! HER WEDDING VOWS?! AND AT THIS RATE, YOU'LL BOTH BE EIGHTY BEFORE YOU HOLD HANDS! Harry: ...You know, I think I'll go do my homework. Sirius: HARRY, GET BACK HERE! Harry: LOVE YOU, SIRIUS! Sirius: I SWEAR TO MERLIN, THAT BOY IS GOING TO KILL ME BEFORE VOLDEMORT DOES!

@daitai_maru Thats a fucking child

@AlianiaTwo Disgusting

Truth is boys, we're gonna get shit from the usual suspects no matter what we do: They're gonna go apeshit for depicting Malfoid as a pretty girl. They're gonna go ape shit after we call them fags, troons and foids. They're gonna go apeshit because she's not brown, ugly or fat. They're gonna go apeshit because she's a schoolgirl in the books. You get the point. Do what you love, Fuck 'em Hags #malfoid

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