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ℓαυgнтєя ιѕ тнє вєѕт мє∂ι¢ιηє. σя ωιηє….ιт мιgнт вє ωιηє 🍷 Dublin Ireland🇮🇪 Joined April 2014-
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I told my boss that three companies were after me and I needed a rise… My boss asked “what companies? ” Me: Gas, electricity and water!!!
Being kissed while you’re asleep is one of the purest forms of love ❤️ Unless you’re in prison…
Went swimming yesterday. Took a pee in the deep end. Lifeguard noticed. Blew his fcuking whistle so loud I almost fell in!
Thank you all so much for your lovely well wishes but unfortunately it didn’t go ahead today❤️ Fingers crossed it will happen soon🤞🏻🤞🏻
Thank you all so much for your lovely well wishes but unfortunately it didn’t go ahead today❤️ Fingers crossed it will happen soon🤞🏻🤞🏻
Could you all keep my wonderful, amazing, caring and kind sister Michelle in your thoughts today as she goes into hospital for brain surgery. She gives so much to everyone and has a heart of gold. She really is one of the best❤️
Fellas, when your wife starts a sentence with, "When you get a chance" Just go ahead and start putting your shoes on. She means now!
Being a Mammy is buying 6 yogurts and watch them all get eaten in one day. Then buying 12 yogurts and watch them expire because “Nobody likes those yogurts”.
I woke up this morning with a terrible hangover…to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn. I was going to get up. Then I thought … No fcuk it,he can mow around me!
When I was a child all my Mam had to do to shut me up was give me: "THE LOOK". Do you remember "THE LOOK"👀
Boss: Can you work this weekend? Me: Yeah but I’ll probably be late as public transport on the weekend is slow. Boss: What time will you get here? Me: Monday…
I need everyone to wish me luck 🍀 I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well I will be out of debt🤞🏻 I am so nervous and excited. I can barely put on my ski mask!
If your mother spit on her tissue and wiped the dirt off your face with it and you thought that this was normal, you came from a great era🙌🏻
The stupid moment when you have your pill box in front of you but you can’t remember if you already took it or not !
There are two types of people: Those who are always ten minutes early and those who think it only takes ten minutes to get anywhere…..and they marry each other!
Me at 16: I’m never going to be like my parents when I get my own place. Me now : Why the fcuk is every single light on in this bleeding house??!!
My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. "State of the Art," he said, "It cost me a fortune." l asked: "what type is it? "He said: "six thirty."
My obese parrot died last night. Sad news, I know, but it’s a huge weight off my shoulders!!!
Since I started following the wisdom of the ancient philosopher Fuk Yu,my life has been so much better Cheers 🍷
Deirdre Nugent (Minis.. @deirdrenugent4
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13K Followers 2K Following Galway Girl who loves the Ocean🌊 Music 🎼 Books📚 Family🏠 & Fun🍸 Just here for the craic xMary Lawless🇮🇪�.. @Marylaw59112593
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121 Followers 491 FollowingCollette Costello @ColletteCostel2
107 Followers 126 Following@elainesim28 ...oh, the very thought of it keeps me from crime! 😆
The Warden has been so affectionate lately.
@elainesim28 Or have gone to bed in an otherwise empty house