Sentence Aphasia @elemunk
Writer of the filth. Drinker of the water. Eater of your food. Pro-Grammar Programmer. Available for clearing out buffets. thewaxconspiracy.com The Wax Conspiracy Joined December 2011-
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@Crack_a_Spine Feels like it was only 2010 when this got all legit
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Way too long digging through @ABCClassic for a Windows streaming audio link only to find notice it's dropped, buried in the help page.
Pin pricks and thumb-long gashes from trying on collared shirts makes this whole clothes buying experience a bloody mess.
@dead_aeroplane Filth CCXXXIX: Was. AUTOPOIETIC hit the cloud, raining spit from a STOMA and breathing HYPOXIA into the crowd.
@dead_aeroplane Filth CCXXXVIII: Presents. Clutched STOMA, guest starring HYPOXIA, and introducing an AUTOPOIETIC up-and-comer.
@dead_aeroplane Filth CCXXXVII: Poetry. HYPOXIA matters not when the STOMA drools out. Said the AUTOPOIETIC plant membrane choking a death.
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@dead_aeroplane Filth CCXXXV: Country. Wedged up the DUODENUM, the MUSOPHOBIST left the coin and headed out to see about a PERIODONTAL gig.
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@BurtDurand There was Diaspora. But who wants to run their own social network?
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Left: Samsung SmartTV privacy policy, warning users not to discuss personal info in front of their TV Right: 1984
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@dead_aeroplane Filth CCXXXIII Pool. After the CHEMICAL PEEL was done, the OBITUARY read more like a SPIFFLICATE travel diary.
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@dead_aeroplane Filth CCXXXI Foliage. Slipped into the RUELLE and came out in HYRULE. Better days has the CLOACA seen.
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