Marcus 🇬🇧✊🏾 @elgobsucram

Likely gymming, gaming or reading. Nonsensical musings & playing devil's advocate. You'll hate me. Science, regulatory and compliance. Emotional support dick. magic.freetrade.io/join/marcus/85… Manchester, UK Joined April 2009

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Marcus 🇬🇧✊🏾 @elgobsucram

14 hours ago

Awards need to be given out to people who don’t mute their friends when they’re on a rebound thirst-pic-look-I’m-happy-honest-multiple-times-a-day binge

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Marcus 🇬🇧✊🏾 @elgobsucram

15 hours ago

Alright let’s go have some fun in the… Sun?

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Marcus 🇬🇧✊🏾 @elgobsucram

16 hours ago

What if bigotry and a pathological need to maintain traditional hierarchies whilst shitting on everyone else caused the bad weather and not The Gays™️

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Marcus 🇬🇧✊🏾 @elgobsucram

21 hours ago

Mate’s bf told me my chest looks amazing and now I’ll be drawing on that validation to hopefully complete my personal challenge for next week - being something I’ve never done 🫠👀

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Marcus 🇬🇧✊🏾 @elgobsucram

21 hours ago

Now then. Protein pancakes, salmon and avocado bagel or eggs Benedict for lunch? It shouldn’t be this hard to decide but I’m legit at a loss walking home 😂

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Marcus 🇬🇧✊🏾 @elgobsucram

22 hours ago

If a guy comes over to say my lifted weight was impressive and show the form, have I pulled?

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Marcus 🇬🇧✊🏾 @elgobsucram

a day ago

“This initial owes you-“

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Marcus 🇬🇧✊🏾 @elgobsucram

a day ago

Not me taking a good 5 minutes puzzling out why he said rain showers are bottom-phobic

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Marcus 🇬🇧✊🏾 @elgobsucram

2 days ago

Friend is sick. Me: “Do you need me to bring you anything like dioralyte” Him: “Oh I don’t need that I have loads cos I—- I have loads” Me: “you were about say it’s because you’re a bottom, weren’t you” Him: “yes” 😂