Tringaliofthevalley @elizatrin
I know the top five reasons that the world is a mess. she/her Reading keeps me happy! BLACK LIVES MATTER! Joined February 2010-
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Despite having some thoughts more profound, right now I think only that I never want to hear about anyone's "pits and privates" NO MATTER WHAT PRODUCT is being hawked!
If you think someone has "another thing coming," you have "another think coming"!
Here's a joke from Microsoft: "We're on a mission to empower every person and every organization on the planet to achieve more." Punchline: "we're on a mission to give as little service for as much money as we can get out of you."
Microsoft customer service, currently beating Comcast customer service for stupidity, confusion and venality.
Microsoft - where the customer has to do all the work. Currently looking for help with an office 365 problem, and no surprise: no actual help available for a complicated problem.
In a world full of troubles, it's petty of me to be bothered by this, but I'm annoyed by the expression "bake off" as in "I'm baking off these cookies." Bake them off of what? Is this the same as "based off"?
Enjoying a snow day that doesn't include thoughts about how, with all this found time, I'll have time to grade some papers! I miss things about teaching, but retirement has some perks!
Exercising my considerable skills in snarky, critical commentary while dealing with Comcast is my new hobby. NO, they haven't resolve my issue!
Happy New Year! or Happy New Year's Day! I wish for good fortune and an end to apostrophe abuse.
Currently writing a play about my travails with Comcast. How many acts will it need to be?
Comcast - one thing consistent in this inconsistent world: that if I need comcast to deliver on customer service, I'm going to need a long time and probably a drink afterwards. Hour two of dealing your so-called service!
Second sighting of this message though this time, I have concerns about the spelling. POOF!
Shout out to all the grocery store cashiers today! Wegmans is HOPPING but the cashiers are restoring my faith.
News: Cellphones make learning more difficult. Veteran teachers everywhere: NO SHIT! We've been saying this since 2013, at least, but we were told that using a device would "engage students" by people who KNEW VERY LITTLE about teaching.
Fresh hell for people like me who abhor "cutesy" talk: referring to children as "kidlets"! Maybe worse than "littles," "kiddos," and "munchkins." Officially a curmudgeon, I guess.
I've said it before but I'll say it again, if someone says something is "easy peasy," I want nothing to do with it. Double that if they say "easy peasy, lemon squeezy." Just NOPE.
Thanksgiving ballet! Happy Thanksgiving!
Not ignoring the fact that the world is a mess, but I've got to say that for me, "parse" is superior to "parse through." IYKYK
I know it's the season for pumpkin everything, but what happens to all these gourds and pumpkins after they spend time decorating porches? Is there a home for forgotten and unwanted pumpkins? Is this gourd problem a metaphor for something?
Choices today: to view everything with a gimlet eye or to sit back and enjoy a gimlet. I'm more gimlet-eyed today.
Jared Atwell @jaredatwell
289 Followers 717 Following History / Philosophy teacher and Fishman watcher. RT/L/T do not necessarily represent my views. we’ve already crossed over
Jonathan Kurtz @AFACoordinator
428 Followers 288 Following Coordinator for the Academy for the Fine Arts. Music Instructor, pianist, FCPS Teacher of the Year and Maryland State Teacher of the Year Finalist 2022
AFA Dance @DanceAFA
243 Followers 191 Following Information, updates, and events for Frederick County Public School's Academy for the Fine Arts Dance Focus
elizabeth @elizashann
195 Followers 413 Following
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FCPS Secondary Fine A.. @FCPS_SVPA
767 Followers 508 Following Secondary Visual and Performing Arts, Frederick County Public Schools (MD).
big honkin caboose @itsmegangraves
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Cody Boteler @codyboteler
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Academy of Fine Arts @ArtsAcademyFCPS
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nicole💘 @nicolejavitt
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Stephanie Bittner @SBittner07
523 Followers 540 Following account will be giving positive words of kindness
Reverend Michael Davi.. @RevMikeDavis40
0 Followers 176 Following Down to earth and eclectic discribes me in a nutshell. 40yo dad in Baltimore. musician, minister, teacher by passion and love for community.
Shasita P @shasitap
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Amber 😈 @AmberMacie336
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MakedaPfieffer @MakedaPfie26503
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Thoughte @thoughte14071
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@MysterySolvent2.0 @DarkMSolvent
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Seetay @Seetay127419
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foundpoem 🧡 @foundpoem1
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🌊 Erik - November .. @MrMugsy2U
52K Followers 57K Following Proud dad of 19 year old twins! One in college and one at Ft. Sam Houston learning to be a Combat Medic!! #BlueWave2024 #Biden2024 #Trump4Prison24 #Resistance
Let's End Smoking �.. @iquitsmokingcig
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Amazing Women ❤️ @Amazing_Women01
83K Followers 91K Following Women=Magic @RandiMcCallian @piper4missouri @Amazing_Women02 @Ozark_LadyMo @author_rea @BooksStLouis @MorgFanClub Team Site with @iquitsmokingcig DMs ok
Ann Davis-Rowe 🐀 @AnnDavisRowe
324 Followers 2K Following Administrative superstar. Literary jill-of-all-trades. Performer. Librarian. Angry political retweeter. She/her.
Milena Grau @grau_milena
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Countries That Don't .. @CTDEApod
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Walt Whitman @TweetsOfGrass
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Jill Stein Betrayed A.. @Im0nDaChron1c
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Mary E. (Kusak) McNam.. @memcnamee
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Elizabeth West (She/H.. @ewest2015
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Joe @Joseph271828
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Ellen Sherratt @EllenSherratt
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Dr. Very Happy White .. @HappyWhiteLady
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The Teacher Salary Pr.. @teachersalary
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Amy Duray @aeduray
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Shakespeare’s Tao @ShakespearesTao
16K Followers 13K Following We’ve quoted his universal truths for 400 years. Many could have been written in China, 550 BC. #LaoTzu #TaoTeChing #Shakespeare
localwildKelp @KatzNdKelp
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Curious George @Curious4Trump
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Lily Mars @LilyMarsWrites
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Laura MeMiMoMandall @LauraLauraBBora
22 Followers 425 Following Retweet doesn’t imply endorsement, as they say. (But I do I try to pay attention...)
Mike Copen @mhcopen
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Roxy Scintilla @RoxyScintilla
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Patricia Sterling @Patrici26221595
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Jack (Straw from Wich.. @adiplomatsson
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David Norris @DNorri13
3 Followers 11 Following I'm an aspiring voice actor in the Baltimore, Maryland area.
AFA Theatre @TheatreAFA
42 Followers 33 Following Follow for information and updates from the Frederick County Public Schools Academy for the Fine Arts Theatre Focus!
Kristen Lietuvnikas @Mrs_Lit_Theatre
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Jared Atwell @jaredatwell
289 Followers 717 Following History / Philosophy teacher and Fishman watcher. RT/L/T do not necessarily represent my views. we’ve already crossed over
Jonathan Kurtz @AFACoordinator
428 Followers 288 Following Coordinator for the Academy for the Fine Arts. Music Instructor, pianist, FCPS Teacher of the Year and Maryland State Teacher of the Year Finalist 2022
AFA Dance @DanceAFA
243 Followers 191 Following Information, updates, and events for Frederick County Public School's Academy for the Fine Arts Dance Focus
elizabeth @elizashann
195 Followers 413 Following
Itoro the egusi princ.. @planetplacid
1K Followers 681 Following somewhere living my childless single sexy princess life! ౨ৎ 🇳🇬
i’m jayden !! @monzterteeth
323 Followers 2K Following my art: @owllegator? it/he ..dog that says meow
FCPS Secondary Fine A.. @FCPS_SVPA
767 Followers 508 Following Secondary Visual and Performing Arts, Frederick County Public Schools (MD).
big honkin caboose @itsmegangraves
72K Followers 978 Following comic, writer, certified hottie ❤️🔥 my debut comedy special Don’t Sleep With Comedians is out now on YouTube 💖 🪩✨
Sam Romesburg @SamRomesburg
650 Followers 643 Following COMICS AND RIFFS. HOUND, ONE OF US IS THE KILLER, CHILDREN OF THE GRAVE, ROCK & ROLL HELL.
GTJHS Patriot Band @GTJHSBand
497 Followers 205 Following The official Twitter account for the instrumental music program at Governor Thomas Johnson High School.
Cody Boteler @codyboteler
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Brad W. Young @MFPYoung
2K Followers 629 Following President of the County Council for Frederick County. Also teach at Mount St Marys University
Academy of Fine Arts @ArtsAcademyFCPS
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FadeHubb @FadeHubb
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Claire McCaskill @clairecmc
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derek guy @dieworkwear
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James Lucas @JamesLucasIT
349K Followers 9K Following Beauty is truth, truth beauty; that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
PBS NewsHour @NewsHour
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Maya Wiley @mayawiley
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Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom
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Goodreads @goodreads
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Lisa Rubin @lawofruby
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Jill Wine-Banks (now .. @JillWineBanks
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Harry Litman @harrylitman
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Amy Colleen @sewistwrites
11K Followers 1K Following Christian, writer, married @Hubby2SewWrites. Humor, historical fashion, "several niche accts in a trench coat." Will turn anything into a Jane Austen reference.
Wu Tang is for the Ch.. @WUTangKids
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Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS
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Susan Glasser @sbg1
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Carol Leonnig @CarolLeonnig
228K Followers 1K Following @washingtonpost @MSNBC, finder of fact, best-selling author "Zero Fail", "A Very Stable Genius", "I Alone Can Fix It". Story tip? [email protected]
Andrew Weissmann (wei.. @AWeissmann_
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@MysterySolvent2.0 @DarkMSolvent
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Classical Studies Mem.. @CSMFHT
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Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore
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VisionaryVoid @VisionaryVoid
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Fani T. Willis @FaniforDA
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Rachel Vindman 🌻 @natsechobbyist
448K Followers 3K Following Co-host @theswppod Opinions are my own and not necessarily the views of my husband...but obviously if our views are different, mine are correct.
Jo @JoJoFromJerz
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Alexander S. Vindman .. @AVindman
953K Followers 2K Following Dad. Spouse to @natsechobbyist. Vet. NYT Best-selling Author. Ex NSC/WH Staff. Senior Advisor @votevets. Dr. & Senior Fellow, SAIS, JHU. 🧵 @alexander_s_vindman
Mike Sington @MikeSington
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Popular Liberal 🇺�.. @PopularLiberal
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Mouse Bishop of St Al.. @MouseBishop
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Bad Lip Reading @BadLipReading
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Jessica L Morgan @GoFugYourself
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Tristan Snell @TristanSnell
495K Followers 69K Following Lawyer, legal commentator, fighter for democracy. Prosecuted Trump University @ NY AG. Commentator @ MSNBC, CNN. Author of the new book TAKING DOWN TRUMP.
Surprised Eel Histori.. @greenleejw
36K Followers 270 Following Surprised historian, not surprised eels. Doctor of Medieval History. Talkin' 'bout eels, maps, my kids & my dog. Maps on commission: https://t.co/ZmGIhKXK52
RC deWinter @RCdeWinter
80K Followers 23K Following Jongleur trying to do it all. My existence is my verification. Love me or leave me. Any other profile with @RCdeWinter in it is a TROLL except @hostagegina -alt
Jack E. Smith ⚖️ @7Veritas4
476K Followers 3K Following “Whatever you are, be a good one”. Here for people, politics and parody. https://t.co/eydUnIJGZ7
Danny Bate @DannyBate4
31K Followers 2K Following Linguist. 'That etymology guy'. PhD student in Edinburgh/Prague, working on syntax and really old languages. Purveyor and podcaster of language facts. He/his.
Jack Hopkins @thejackhopkins
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V&A @V_and_A
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Ronan Farrow @RonanFarrow
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan
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TheHistoryOfTheAmeric.. @TheHistoryOfTh2
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David Simon @AoDespair
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Conservative Self-Own.. @ConSelfOwns
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Dave Karger @davekarger
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Mike Pence's Other Mo.. @cooltxchick
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Fran Drescher @frandrescher
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Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum
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@PoliticusSarah @MSNBC, want you to know that one of the reasons we don't watch you anymore is that Katy Tur is an apologist for Donald Trump.
Not sure if there’s such a thing as an untrainable dog — but I do know there’s such a thing as unthinkable evil.
If you are in or near Brooklyn next week, I will buy you one (1) drink.
I never scream STFU more than when this woman appears on my screen.
@NicholasFerroni When I retired from public school teaching after >35 years, I SO missed the children;I do even today - after being retired for 10 years. But I do NOT - even for a moment - miss the adults who were not there for the children!!!
my brother and sister-in-law got engaged at 9 months of dating, married a yr after 10 yrs and 2 kids later, they are still the happiest couple i know the argument of we shouldn’t be talking abt it bc it’s been “less than a year of dating” is just laughable to me i’m sry. it’s…
Trump is the archetypal bully. If he was a fictional character, we'd accuse the author of being lazy and trite. Sadly, Trump is real, and his behavior has real consequences.
At a campaign rally in Georgia, Trump mocked President Biden’s stutter. Again. While Trump gives a new meaning to the term “bully pulpit,” the dim glow of the newsroom has taught this reporter that there are things the media can do when a candidate’s speech turns to vitriol:…
I am not amazed by Trump voters (anymore), but I am amazed how other Americans make excuses for them: It's the media, it's that they're busy, they work too much so they don't know, they don't get the full story... They support Trump because they like him - for many reasons. /1
Is there anyone left who knows how to diagram a sentence?
Re-downloaded GroupMe and read through old conversation I had with students when I was a TA. So many comments reminding how helpful I was to these students. I have to become a professor. 🥲
@GailBrooks1212 ...Gail. She's their English teacher and it's March. What exactly do you think she's been doing for 6 months?
Literally like 2 minutes into public domain and they already made him into a crock pot. Shameful
Had a chance to read Hound, a new war horror graphic novel out now from @MadCaveStudios. Absolutely fantastic! Check out my review below. @sam_r_freeman @SamRomesburg and Rodrigo Vázquez make a great team!
I’m tired of being persecuted for being a black coffee drinker. A black coffee enjoyer, even.
I am teaching The House of Mirth on Monday so I am rereading, and man, Wharton is such a sicko. This is on page SEVEN. I’m gagged. Gooped. Edith said, “be careful what you wish for you, girlie.”
Just so we’re all clear on the GOP’s position, if you are inside of a uterus, you are a person, and if you have a uterus, you are not.
Has anyone determined where these vulgar atrocities are made? Would it be, by any chance, in a country that, perhaps, starts with a C?
Ich nevir thoughte Ich was the kynde of person to fall for a scam, and thenne Ich founde myself agreeing to a beheadinge contest proposid by a mysterious Green Knighte who suddenlye enterid the court of myne uncle Kynge Arthour.
...the bonnets and ballrooms of her books without understanding the world in which she set her stories is doomed to result in a shallow, mediocre movie that neither speaks to her timelessness nor pays adequate homage to the literary trends she set in motion in the years to come.
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