Elnathan John @elnathan_john
Satirist |L⃥i⃥a⃥r⃥Lawyer |Book 1: https://t.co/B8kHuEWrxC |Book2: https://t.co/PsxKCVXldy |Book3: https://t.co/3lToLw97rm | Substack: http://elnathanjohn.substack linktr.ee/elnathanjohn Berlin, Germany Joined February 2016-
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What a beautiful, beautiful night. Thankful for the warmth, for laughter, for levity. For the little pleasures that appear in this sea of madness that is life. Thankful for a heart healthy enough to love in a sea of pain. For kind strangers. For flirtatious strangers. For peace
There is nothing like loving yourself. It sets the standard, teaches people how you need to be loved. Still there will be those who will choose to be blind to this. Who will test the boundaries of what you will accept. Then you must draw the lines and firmly choose yourself.
I am reading Make Love to Me Like We've Never Known Violence by Vanessa Angélica Villarreal.
I am reading The Thing Is by Ellen Bass
I am reading Pat Schneider’s The Patience of Ordinary Things.
Therapists are the new Dutch courage for idiots.
Therapists are the new Dutch courage for idiots.
lmaoo therapy just gives people the language to arm themselves with to become even worse people. nothing like being better
lmaoo therapy just gives people the language to arm themselves with to become even worse people. nothing like being better
Exactly like church. Exactly how adulterers, thieves and murderers sing the loudest in the front of the church and are the first to denounce those who don't worship their gods, the nasty, selfish, toxic people all troop to worship with their therapists and scream loud about it.
Exactly like church. Exactly how adulterers, thieves and murderers sing the loudest in the front of the church and are the first to denounce those who don't worship their gods, the nasty, selfish, toxic people all troop to worship with their therapists and scream loud about it.
Like church, like therapy.
On behalf of all artists and freelancers we would like to ask institutions, universities especially to stop asking us to pay for our own transport and get refunds. That is an interest free loan we cannot afford to give. You are the institution. Buy the fucking tickets.
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Love means nothing until we are willing to be responsible for those who love us as well as those whom we love. People don't just love you out of the blue. You let them - Nikki Giovanni
When people show you who they are, believe them.
Love liberates. It doesn’t bind. -Maya Angelou.
You delete someones number and here come Apple Maybe: My Baby
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We enjoy spreading negative news about our country We think we are ridiculing the government of the day, but we are only ridiculing ourselves. The earlier we realize this, the better for us. Especially these so-called social media influencers. How I wish this monetization of…
This is the month I’ll do dump Insha Allah, any small thing chakam.
Lmaooooooo! My TikTok fave got a haircut and it’s the most hilarious thing. I love her so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@elnathan_john I worked with someone like this. It breaks your brain watching them move.
lmaoo therapy just gives people the language to arm themselves with to become even worse people. nothing like being better
My therapist this my therapist that, all while being the most toxic, selfish, emotionally stunted person ever. But sure you have a therapist.
Like church, like therapy.
Not long ago you could see clearly how the nasty and horrible people weren't working on themselves etc. Now all the horrible, self-centered, responsibility-evading people have therapists and coaches and trainers. And they proudly talk about their therapists while being horrible.
@elnathan_john It's a big mess...No body want to take responsibility.
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Harvey Weinstein’s overturned conviction, explained by a lawyer trib.al/bl8jDSk
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@elnathan_john The best way to wake up. Wishing you many more mornings such as this one
Coochie hair starts growing as soon as you step out of the bathroom.
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Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.