elongirlproblem @elongrlproblem

Taking a break from sunning, lunching, and raging to share my shamelessly self-absorbed thoughts. Because life is hard, right? Elon, North Carolina Joined May 2011

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Only At Elon @OnlyAtElon

14 years ago

I would just like to compliment the creators of @ElonCompliments for their great idea! Add Elon Compliments on Facebook facebook.com/elon.complimen…

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Elon Compliments @ElonCompliments

14 years ago

Hey @elongrlproblem we've started an anonymous compliment account on Facebook. Pass the word along, please! facebook.com/elon.complimen…

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elongirlproblem @elongrlproblem

14 years ago

If you're ever feeling like a hot mess, remember Lindsay Lohan.

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elongirlproblem @elongrlproblem

14 years ago

I am so happy that this bender is over

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elongirlproblem @elongrlproblem

14 years ago

Smith Jackson emails are back and scarier than ever!!!

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elongirlproblem @elongrlproblem

14 years ago

I can collectively say that none of us will ever accept your #ElonD @TheElonD

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elongirlproblem @elongrlproblem

14 years ago

Happy October first! Fall break, homecoming, halloween? God help us all

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elongirlproblem @elongrlproblem

14 years ago

"We do not haze. And we do not joke about hazing"

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elongirlproblem @elongrlproblem

14 years ago

I think the only school prettier than ours is Hogwarts. And that doesn't count, being a fictional place and all

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elongirlproblem @elongrlproblem

14 years ago

Things to be afraid of tonight: ALE, germs, crowds. In that order.

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elongirlproblem @elongrlproblem

14 years ago

@elonguyproblem don't be so sure, we all know they get dumber every year

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elongirlproblem @elongrlproblem

14 years ago

This tweet is dedicated to Time Warner Cable- ripping off Elon students since we were the Fighting Christians

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The Bubble Bitch @TheBubbleBitch

14 years ago

I think I'm going to drink whenever someone calls me a bitch. *sips* #ihavethenameforareason

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elongirlproblem @elongrlproblem

14 years ago

I just learned that @elonguyproblem once licked salsa off of west ends bar

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elongirlproblem @elongrlproblem

14 years ago

Tonight, we celebrate croutons being open all weekend

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elongirlproblem @elongrlproblem

14 years ago

God help the freshman that gets in the way of my vodka soda #WestEnd #elongrlproblem

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The Bubble Bitch @TheBubbleBitch

14 years ago

It is too fucking hot. I need it to be autumn, but apparently that season doesn't start until November here. #ew

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elongirlproblem @elongrlproblem

14 years ago

Can we all just agree that this humidity doesn't look good on anyone?

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The Bubble Bitch @TheBubbleBitch

14 years ago

Why is it only Wednesday? Whatever, I'm getting drunk.

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elongirlproblem @elongrlproblem

14 years ago

THE NUMBER OF ELON T SHIRTS AT THIS PARTY

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Melissa Franz @melisfranz

22 Followers 251 Following

Carolina Girls @CarolinaGirlPrb

10 Followers 11 Following

amelia connors @ameliamconnors

16 Followers 148 Following meelz

Elon Women's Rugby @elonwomensrugby

449 Followers 239 Following Purpose. Pride. Passion.

Elon Senior Problems @ElonSeniorProbs

13 Followers 74 Following

Ashley Elizabeth @ashcash28608

12 Followers 90 Following

Julia O. @Juliareadsalot

27 Followers 193 Following Elon '17! l love to travel, read, and shop.

Elizabeth Scott @elizabeth24anne

52 Followers 135 Following keep on dreaming even if it breaks your heart. Jeremiah 29:11. Elon. ΔΔΔ

Fan Club of all eyebrows Elon related. {elon.eyebrows@aol.com} submit!

Elon Eyebrows @ElonEyebrows

28 Followers 228 Following Fan Club of all eyebrows Elon related. {[email protected]} submit!

jessica jenkins @jess_jenkins_25

17 Followers 173 Following Don't put all your ducks in one basket cuz I'll burn that bridge when I get to it.

Ashley Meerbergen @a_meerbergen

5 Followers 48 Following

Justine Robertson @justine_robs

32 Followers 79 Following Merp

Elon Acting 2014 @ElonActing2014

41 Followers 176 Following Elon University's BFA Acting Class of 2014

Jordan Grover @JGrover13

50 Followers 166 Following yes I know no one reads my tweets.

Kristi Oristian @KristiOristi

46 Followers 115 Following

Smith @SupposedlySMITH

14 Followers 130 Following Dog mom to Kuna. 🚤👩🏼‍💻👩🏼‍💼🕶☀️🐴🦀 ♎️☮️🕉☯️💟

Cristina Lee @Kikilee4

138 Followers 293 Following

Meredith @merebayer13

16 Followers 75 Following

Caroline Reilly @creillz408

53 Followers 42 Following

Lily Savoie @lilysavoie

80 Followers 110 Following

Dani Vega @dani_vega13

279 Followers 303 Following NJ|Elon|NYC

danielle white @danigirlstweets

50 Followers 113 Following

Carrie Shropshire @crshrop

24 Followers 187 Following In summation: I'm the kind of girl who puts extra cheese on top of her three cheese pizza.

Raunchy Elon Betch @raunchyelnbetch

0 Followers 17 Following Everyday thoughts from Elon's classiest

Elena Goldman @elena0817

76 Followers 84 Following

krasti18 @krasti18

85 Followers 149 Following The future is no place to place your better days.

Becca Pierpont @rpontyy

70 Followers 170 Following carpe diem

Brad Holloman @hollomanbrad

134 Followers 2K Following Southern Boy trying to make a name for myself

A fitness challenge event coming to Elon April 26! Register at toughphoenix@gmail.com! Registration is $10 / person

Tough Phoenix 2013 @ToughPhoenix

20 Followers 229 Following A fitness challenge event coming to Elon April 26! Register at [email protected]! Registration is $10 / person

Making PDA more public
No one is safe
Send your dirt to Elonmakeouts@gmail.com or tweet at me @elonmakeouts

No association with Elon University

Elon Makeouts @ElonMakeouts

450 Followers 74 Following Making PDA more public No one is safe Send your dirt to [email protected] or tweet at me @elonmakeouts No association with Elon University

Submit all confessions to the following link listed. Posts will be anonymous to me as well as on Twitter. ANY HATEFUL OR OFFENSIVE CONFESSIONS WON'T BE POSTED

Elon Confessions @ElonConfessions

2K Followers 1K Following Submit all confessions to the following link listed. Posts will be anonymous to me as well as on Twitter. ANY HATEFUL OR OFFENSIVE CONFESSIONS WON'T BE POSTED

Because a school with upwards of 20 anon accounts needs this too. E-mail at elonmakeouts@yahoo.com or just tweet at us... you know you want to.

Elon Makeouts @elon_makeouts

181 Followers 321 Following Because a school with upwards of 20 anon accounts needs this too. E-mail at [email protected] or just tweet at us... you know you want to.

Gabriella Harvie @gabiharvie

92 Followers 404 Following

Jessica Simermeyer @jesssimmy

85 Followers 178 Following

G @fancy_fansler

128 Followers 284 Following

victoria @vic_emery

202 Followers 229 Following sometimes, all you can do is laugh

gay korn 🏳️‍�... @_akorn_

273 Followers 518 Following 🐕/🪴/🐸 mom, teacher (she/her)

Brianna Raymes @BriannaRaymes

178 Followers 169 Following

Natalie Ecker @NataliaShmalia

86 Followers 130 Following

Cabell @cabby_patties

51 Followers 89 Following Yo. Call a Cab.

Bianca Alberga @BabyBee03

87 Followers 89 Following

MC @legg0_mymegg0

41 Followers 347 Following I’m a hot little potato right now

Kristen Hardy @k_hardy4

71 Followers 101 Following

Elyse Granger @ThatRVAGirl

81 Followers 483 Following Just a lot of sarcasm...from a loving place.

On FB simply inbox a compliment or a message of appreciation that you may have about a member of the Elon community, and have it published there anonymously.

Elon Compliments @ElonCompliments

103 Followers 28 Following On FB simply inbox a compliment or a message of appreciation that you may have about a member of the Elon community, and have it published there anonymously.

Lisa D.E. ☮️ 🚴... @LisaDeNike

542 Followers 1K Following Science/engineering communicator; cycling enthusiast; reader; baker; mom; postcard- and GOTV letter writer. #scicomm

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Amanda Lang @SheLangs32

192 Followers 365 Following I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

provides parodic demographic statistics for the Elon people, about the Elon people and is 100.67532% not affiliated with Elon University

stats_elon @stats_elon

231 Followers 321 Following provides parodic demographic statistics for the Elon people, about the Elon people and is 100.67532% not affiliated with Elon University

Elon Compliments @ElonCompliments

103 Followers 28 Following On FB simply inbox a compliment or a message of appreciation that you may have about a member of the Elon community, and have it published there anonymously.

Elon's Most Eligible @EUmosteligible

130 Followers 98 Following Because the 60:40 ratio is a bigger bitch than the buckets laced with robitussin

Arrested Development @bluthquotes

222K Followers 20 Following Unofficial quotes, news, and links from the greatest show ever, Arrested Development.

Your Problematic Fav @BitchyProblems

13K Followers 129 Following Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

We are no longer active on Twitter. You can find us on Threads, Instagram, Facebook, and Pinterest @eatthisnotthat and on TikTok @_eatthisnotthat.

Eat This, Not That! @EatThisNotThat

520K Followers 610 Following We are no longer active on Twitter. You can find us on Threads, Instagram, Facebook, and Pinterest @eatthisnotthat and on TikTok @_eatthisnotthat.

ヘビ @carolinagrlprob

63 Followers 4 Following

The Bubble Bitch @TheBubbleBitch

700 Followers 123 Following I say what you wish you could

The Pendulum @elonpendulum

3K Followers 331 Following We've merged with @ElonLocalNews. Follow us at @ElonNewsNetwork.

Shit Girls Say @shitgirlssay

1.2M Followers 293 Following We are @graydonsheppard and @kylehumphrey

Gay Bestie @gaybestie

1K Followers 91 Following Every girl needs one...

Only At Elon @OnlyAtElon

4K Followers 227 Following I'm sorry Smith Jackson, I am for real.

UNCgirlproblems @UNCgirlproblems

138 Followers 109 Following there's more of us at UNC than the boys resulting in lots of #uncgirlproblems xoxo you know you love me

Amanda O'Dell @aogurl

77 Followers 145 Following

meshell @_shinezzz

149 Followers 103 Following i am a super hero.

Kayla Foley @llayla

246 Followers 352 Following

LS @lizskube

202 Followers 328 Following I'm cold.

P e r r i @perri_a_h

278 Followers 635 Following These days I only tweet on occasion; aka when the Bachelor is on.

katherine day @chaattykaathy

269 Followers 302 Following mom!!!! phineas and ferb are making a title sequence!!!

Sarah Miller @A_Smilli

391 Followers 1K Following I hate Rachael Ray

nicole adams @towerOnFire

166 Followers 351 Following i don’t mean to be rude, but this song is for you

Anna Lee W. @annaleeee

227 Followers 711 Following passionate but i don’t give no f*cks

Genevieve D'Cruz @gendcruz

124 Followers 252 Following i like funny things and nice people

daughter of a king, wife to my prince charming, entrepreneur & dance teacher. elon university alumni. love God. love people. *proverbs 29:11

caitlyn winters @caitwinters

1K Followers 151 Following daughter of a king, wife to my prince charming, entrepreneur & dance teacher. elon university alumni. love God. love people. *proverbs 29:11