rivers @emptyrivers

it really is about the friends we made along the way, huh? here, there be Joined December 2018

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rivers @emptyrivers

a day ago

my toxic trait is that i liked that U2 album that everyone with an iphone got for free years ago

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Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood

2 days ago

it’s over, ive already depicted you as the lunch without bees

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Jay Anderson @TheProjectUnity

4 days ago

so true bestie

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rivers @emptyrivers

3 days ago

natural state is 2 but with the twist that there's nothing "internal" about one of the voices. i'll frequently look like a loon if i don't consciously self-inhibit when other people are near 😅

thebes @voooooogel

4 days ago

natural state is 2 but with the twist that there's nothing "internal" about one of the voices. i'll frequently look like a loon if i don't consciously self-inhibit when other people are near 😅

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5. Let your food lie to you. Artificial sweeteners, MSG, and food coloring let us remap our tastes to our diet, a crucial flexibility to adjust to changing circumstances. "Wrong" signals are the only way new pathways can be mapped

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rivers @emptyrivers

a week ago

got claude to admit it was bullshitting ^_^

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Cosmic Duck 🦆 @MetaphysicaDuck

2 weeks ago

You thought systemd was bloat? You're running genetic code that needs to build lizard hands before making human hands because of 250M years old technical debt

Steve Stewart-Williams @SteveStuWill

2 weeks ago

You thought systemd was bloat? You're running genetic code that needs to build lizard hands before making human hands because of 250M years old technical debt

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rivers @emptyrivers

2 weeks ago

oh i forgot to say it here but im an uncle now

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rivers @emptyrivers

3 weeks ago

i love logging onto twitter once avery 3 days and replying to 17 hour old posts that everyone else has moved on from. it's the superior way to experience twitter ^_^

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rivers @emptyrivers

3 weeks ago

the funny thing is this doesn't even clarify *which* CVS they got stuck at, there's 3 of them in walking distance of the 6th floor museum

SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity

3 weeks ago

the funny thing is this doesn't even clarify *which* CVS they got stuck at, there's 3 of them in walking distance of the 6th floor museum https://t.co/gvIlReV7OG

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rivers @emptyrivers

11 months ago

when on a road trip, you used to have to squeegee off millions of boys from your windshield every time you refueled your car.

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rivers @emptyrivers

4 weeks ago

despite everything, this is still true. cars are mostly appliances to mostly everyone but i think it's great there are still some weirdo designs out there

rivers @emptyrivers

a year ago

despite everything, this is still true. cars are mostly appliances to mostly everyone but i think it's great there are still some weirdo designs out there

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thebes @voooooogel

2 years ago

the cursed syntax tree mirror shows many things... things that were... things that are... and some things... that should've not yet had to have had to come to already having had to have been passed