emily pfister @emwpfister

pro hoe on the low low North Carolina, USA Joined April 2017

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emily pfister @emwpfister

4 years ago

asked my mom to send me a packing list for our trip tomorrow, and she took me so literally that she even included how many pairs of underwear and socks to pack… what a women

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emily pfister @emwpfister

5 years ago

a couple months ago I didn’t text a guy back FOR 1 DAY and he texted me and said “idk if you’re dead or not into me but your loss lol” and i think about this often...

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emily pfister @emwpfister

5 years ago

I have a lot of questions when it comes to adulting, but my biggest one is....where does all this dang dust come from???

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emily pfister @emwpfister

5 years ago

at this point throwing up after I drink has become a character trait of mine.

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emily pfister @emwpfister

5 years ago

I wonder how long Pence will have a fly on his head before somebody tells him

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I have had a job since i was 16 but this month was the first month I was able to save enough to pay my entire rent, on top of starting nursing school. when hard work pays off it’s a one of a kind feeling

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emily pfister @emwpfister

5 years ago

I made a casserole last week and had it for dinner the last 7 nights. if this is what adulting is like, I want absolutely NOTHING to do with it

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emily pfister @emwpfister

5 years ago

i’m not even a dog person I do this. thankful for dogs breaking the awkward tension

Hunter Jackson-Oldham🏳️‍🌈 @oldamm7

5 years ago

i’m not even a dog person I do this. thankful for dogs breaking the awkward tension

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emily pfister @emwpfister

5 years ago

I hardly have time to put deodorant on in the morning, idk how people have time to make their phone screens look so pretty

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emily pfister @emwpfister

5 years ago

I wanna know who is giving out my instagram name because I get atleast 5 “sugar daddy” friend requests a day...

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emily pfister @emwpfister

5 years ago

my mom said I looked like I lost weight. had to remind her of the “back to school anxiety diet” that I am on :)

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emily pfister @emwpfister

5 years ago

y’all thought I was dramatic before? you just wait now that i’m in nursing school and can self diagnose my self with anything

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emily pfister @emwpfister

5 years ago

start school in a month and received my first syllabus.... it’s 17 pages. AHAHA nothing says welcome back better :)

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emily pfister @emwpfister

5 years ago

going out shopping today and seeing people refuse to wear a mask even when offered one was a painful reminder that there are still ignorant, selfish people amongst us :)

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Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper

5 years ago

GO HARDER FOR BREONNA

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emily pfister @emwpfister

5 years ago

today a 15 year old at work told me I looked 16... nope sorry just 22 with a bachelors degree working fast food again. don’t mind me :’)

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emily pfister @emwpfister

5 years ago

been babysitting for kids back home for nearly 5 weeks and they still call me OLIVIA. I tell them they’re wrong everytime. they still do it. my quarantine name is now officially Olivia.