spent my lunch break today coming up with ways that the Kate Middleton story would turn out if it were being investigated by various fictional detectives
damn guys thanks. I wrote a book with a murder in it hachettebookgroup.com/titles/emery-r…
@emwrobin I would pay for the Benoit Blanc longform narrative. But i have to praise the flawless concision about Marlowe.
@emwrobin The Phillip Marlowe one had me literally LOLing, thanks, I needed that. (Also the bit about Charlotte.)
@emwrobin Grijpstra & De Gier ID the Princess while investigating the murder of a Dutch waitress. Kate is running a coffee shop that sells high-octane edibles. However, she proves to be innocent. They agree to keep her secret. Kate is allowed to feed lettuce to the Commissaris's turtle.
@emwrobin Marlowe and Poirot had me in tears. I want to know how Monk and Jake Peralta (or all of the 99 ) would solve it?
@emwrobin Carter's snout tells the Sweeney there's a proper West End bird down Catford dogs trying to shift some hooky jewels - orbs and sceptres and the like. They chase her in her Jag across a building site and catch her in some railway arches in Kilburn. "Get yer crown on, yer nicked."
@emwrobin I’m with Benoît.
@emwrobin Have the children been seen?
@emwrobin I think we need these meddling kids.