Your gotta blow a job interview as fast as you can, what do you do?
@engineers_feed Stand up, pants down, turn around, walk out.
@engineers_feed Use the terms "brah" and "whahappa?" early and often. Interrupt a question by randomly pulling out your phone and giggling while texting. When asked to stop, roll your eyes and say, "so rude!"
@engineers_feed Oh, easy! You make sure you don't get an interview in the first place by asking the recruiter to forward your resume to the CEO because you temporarily lost your mind 😎🤓✌️
@engineers_feed Like you're trying to bomb the interview? I mean... ...the quickest, easiest way (on your part) would be to just not show up, right? 🤷♀️
@engineers_feed 1998, showed up at an “interview” with wifey in tow. After speaking with the three panel members for 5 mins, I say, “Just checking, but what is this interview about?” 👀
@engineers_feed Get there first and sit at their desk and wait for them
@engineers_feed Show them my twitter account