Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One: mathematician gives it to three engineers, thus reducing it to a problem that has already been solved.
@engineers_feed Actually, he replies "the lack of adequate parameters provided make it impossible to perform the required function" please provide more data.
@engineers_feed And the three engineers hand the problem to three technicians who hand it to three janitors who immediately go on an extended smoke break.
@engineers_feed Engineers give it and a long process-document to a mechanic, who replies: "You guys know you could just do this..."
@engineers_feed … but how many developers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. It‘s a hardware problem, not a software problem.
@engineers_feed Q: How many physical chemist does it take to change a light bulb? A: only One, but he try it three times and notes readings. Then he will plot a graph and extrapolate it to zero concentration.
@engineers_feed How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? Is it one? Or two... One? Or two... Three? or four... Three? Or four...
@engineers_feed Mathematics is a very wrong sort of shorthand, get one plus one of anything you see near you houses, cars, then graphic hybris them, decide the hybrid in two and about 100% of the time it's a totally different picture.
@engineers_feed 🌻Dear all....You guys keep doing engineering, science quests, with the world... 🌻Dear all....Today my question is from all engineering team.... 🌻Dear all....My question is...What is the function of nails?
@engineers_feed @lennycurry How many mayors of Jacksonville does it take to try to steal its public utility, while mutlitasking by watching football, talking about football, drunk tweeting, bullying, fat shaming and threatening constituents with violence while cruising clay co. stress release @lennycurry?