horse confessions @equifession2016
dm your confessions! all posts will be anonymous unless I have your permission! Joined August 2016-
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"My horse decided to chase a deer and ended up running into a tree in her paddock" -Kentucky
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"My trainer got my friend to start taking Xanax case she was stressing all of us out during shows" -VA
"A bee landed on my saddle pad one time and I hit it with a crop to kill it, forgetting that my mare was under me" -@notcourtneyy
"I think McLain Ward is an ass" - NH
"when i was at WEF i followed beezie madden and she noticed and physically turned me around and gave me a push" -Georgia
"I think grains that have been mixed with water taste better than oatmeal. I'd eat that for breakfast, let's be honest" -Pennsylvania
"managed to fall off a horse that was standing still. My trainer dropped the F bomb ~8 times because I was so embarrassing" -Pennsylvania
"My horse tried to kill me. Twice. Within 30 minutes." -Texas
"I tried to go on a trail ride but ended up getting chased by deer then falling off. You could say it was pretty great." -Indiana
"The barn manager at our farm has a bet going with my trainer for which barn mom gets drunk first @ shows. It's a $100 prize" -Ohio
"My trainers don't realize that the barn bitch talks shit about them. Like you have no idea that she calls you shit trainers #uhoh" -Utah
"I don't have a groom at shows to take care of my horse. I have a groom to take care of me #shitshow" -Michigan
"I love riding so much but i always feel like i'm never good enough despite the good things people say.. it's just never enough😔" -Iowa
"People stare at my riding clothes like I'm an alien. Like yes bitch, this costs more than your entire closet" -Georgia
"My trainer nearly ran over a pony kid with our golf cart while we were on our way to the Grand Prix ring" -Kentucky
"I was taking a nap on the bleachers by the in-gate and the water trucks decided to back up to the fence and get me soaked" -GLEF
"I overheard a pony kid telling their trainer that she wish she was as talented as her and I nearly cried" -Welly World
"Am I the only one that wants to do leadline just to show in the Grand Prix ring??" -Kentucky
I laugh at the pathetic attempts of barn bitch as she tries to keep up with my pony and I" -Australia
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