arjun @errjun7

Anti-Offender | I take offense on people getting offended Joined February 2017

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arjun @errjun7

3 years ago

There’s nothing worse than someone who throws big words around because they want to look perspicacious.

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arjun @errjun7

3 years ago

We have brains so we can work out our problems. Unfortunately, we mostly use them to make more.

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arjun @errjun7

3 years ago

I’m always right. I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

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arjun @errjun7

3 years ago

I am realising I'm not half as sarcastic as I used to be before Corona. I need to do something about it.

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arjun @errjun7

3 years ago

Even the people who seem like they’re good for nothing can give you happiness when you push them down the stairs.

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arjun @errjun7

3 years ago

You’re supposed to feel protected when a cop drives by, but I just get paranoid.

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arjun @errjun7

3 years ago

Fining you is taxing you for doing the wrong thing. Taxing you is fining you for doing everything right.

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arjun @errjun7

3 years ago

It’s really nice to find out how unlonely it is to be alone.

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arjun @errjun7

3 years ago

My drunken mind wants to dance, but my body keeps reminding it that I’m an awkward brown guy.

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arjun @errjun7

3 years ago

To make a man happy, you have to understand him a lot and love him a little. To love a woman, you have to love her a lot and never try to understand her.

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arjun @errjun7

3 years ago

Start every day off with a smile to get it over with quickly.

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arjun @errjun7

3 years ago

If you don’t bother to consider looks, intelligence, charisma, money, or success, I’m basically the same as George Clooney.

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arjun @errjun7

3 years ago

Tell me whatever you need, and I’ll tell you how to survive without it.

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arjun @errjun7

3 years ago

The weirdest thing about men is that when they say they’re fine, they actually mean it.

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arjun @errjun7

3 years ago

The way I love is a lot like communism. It goes out to everyone, and it’s only good theoretically.

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arjun @errjun7

3 years ago

A man’s idea of foreplay is half an hour of begging.

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arjun @errjun7

3 years ago

I'm really good at stuff until I actually have to do it.

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arjun @errjun7

3 years ago

Everything i love is unhealthy, addicting, or has me put up in her blocked contacts list.

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One of the toughest decision I make daily is when I find a killer joke that's hella offensive, and I have to look up my friend's list to see who do I share good enough chemistry with to share this kinda joke.