LimpHandshake @esotericNP
Joined September 2009-
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When in Rome, and there's Acid. What's the move?
Just popped a couple Xanx 11 hrs till I land.
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IT FUCKING RAINED
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Somebody once told me “2007 was a great year for California wine” so I drop it anytime I find myself at a fancy dinner and boy oh boy does it play every single time
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BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS Watch our full cinematic exploration of President Donald J. Trump, made with Vic Berger, here: youtu.be/lZKkUyrklpc
@barrybutler9 Motoring into the weekend
Why is it so hard to find a halway decent baguette in Seattle, FUCK!!!
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Either going up my nose or on my wrist
Stimulus approved! What you gonna do with your check?
Everytime I'm in a meeting and some asshat says, "In an ideal world I'd/we'd..." I think, well this is 5 minutes of wasted lifetime I'll never get back
Gonna have to shut down all social media apps when the burners get service back next week so I can avoid all their stories about "finding themselves"
Two Oberon lunch is making things real productive
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Drinking all night but the plug ain't come yet
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A gentle breeze up on the hill today. Right!?! Crystal
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