Non-event Horizon @event_non
If we spent £500 million on new homes in the UK and not Rwanda, maybe people would care less about small boats. Joined March 2019-
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This is both the stupidest and best thing I've seen today! Love this kind of silly artsy stuff!!
This is both the stupidest and best thing I've seen today! Love this kind of silly artsy stuff!!
The far-right "Britain First" candidate for the London Mayoral Elections was beaten by a man with a bin on his head. All Hail Count Binface! #BindependenceDay
The far-right "Britain First" candidate for the London Mayoral Elections was beaten by a man with a bin on his head. All Hail Count Binface! #BindependenceDay
“So they finally get their Rwanda legislation through and earmark a few thousand migrants for deportation and guess what?” “They can’t find them” #Rwanda
Amos Goldberg, Professor of Genocide Studies at The Hebrew University in Jerusalem "Yes, it is genocide. It's so difficult and painful to admit it, but we can no longer avoid this conclusion. Jewish history will henceforth be stained" Is there anyone more qualified and unbiased?
MEN POSTING RED FLAG LISTS: if she enjoys stuff and has opinions, get out now WOMEN POSTING RED FLAG LISTS: here are some forms of attempting to murder you that you shouldn’t ignore even if he apologizes after
A new #DaysOfDeath book idea is brewing.
@stuzi_pants Three unseated Riders of the Apocalypse turn up looking for their horses...
If there is absolute presidential immunity and the Constitution doesn't mean shit anymore, how about this, Biden uses his ATF to go door to door and takes away all your fucking guns.
"And then they landed the first deportation flight in Congo!"
It is not antisemitic to criticise Israel, because Israel is a State controlled by a handful of people, and has nothing to do with religion.
Trying to puzzle out who the unindicted co-conspirator might be...
Tory AI
The reason the Christian Right is against vaccines is that we were expelled from Eden for wanting to eat the fruit of the Tree of Life, which would make us live longer. Fundimedalists want us to die early.
Rishi Sunak, who has no clear idea of what "a job" is, and has absolutely no grip on anything (first and foremost his Party) has some advice for us plebs:
Why is it we always say to struggling youngsters "Stop Drinking Starbucks Everyday" ...and never say "Starbucks: Stop Sending all your Profit to a Letterbox in the Cayman Islands"?
Shambolically Alive @CanSeeThroughU
2K Followers 2K Following I DISLIKE Greed, Arrogance, Liars, False Promise Makers, Dictators, Dirty Greasy Handed Politicians... you know who we are talking about!!!
Crowman A Single D vs.. @CrowMagnumMan3
2K Followers 2K Following Goodwill among men and on earth, peace implies that there are no guns involved.
Shavoez @shavoez13070
4 Followers 107 Following
John @bealzebum
1K Followers 3K Following Centrist Grandfather. Hate Brexit - Populism. Concerned about Climate Change - Antibiotics Resistance - Rise of Authoritarianism - Misuse of Data 🇺🇦 No DM's
Rt Hon Sir Robert Goo.. @R_Good4nuffinMP
423 Followers 1K Following Joke* of an MP, like Robert Goodwill doing bugger all for Scarborough & Whitby. Hoping to trans to RobertaWeedont’Sands *=parody Elon
Edwin B Harris @EdwinBHarris
400 Followers 245 Following I'm horrible at these. Trying to find my way in life, like everyone else, I suppose. Love tea and bad puns way too much. He/Him. Living with C-PTSD. ♎
SciFiWizard @WizardSci
932 Followers 2K Following Just a rhino trying to get by. Also a #reader hoping one day to be a #writer of fiction no one reads. ☺️ #scifi #fantasy #horror #literature
Jennifer 😏 @Jennifer_M2732
31 Followers 331 Following Ехрloring nеw dimensions оf рleаsure. Аre уоu uр fоr it?
Garrick Dion @GareRick
7K Followers 7K Following Story & Script Consultant/Writer/Producer. Definitely movies. But also art, animals, edibles, beauty, bawdy, nature, nonsense. https://t.co/LWBDMVHXi0…
Miles, the Scrivener @HackingMile
229 Followers 547 Following A Vonnegut punch for your Atlas shrug. Localist, distributist, globalist, absurdist, humanist. Here for politics, investing, music, philosophy, et al.
Elonmusk @Elonmusk287326
14 Followers 318 Following Entrepreneur 🚀| Spacex • CEO & CTO 🚔| Tesla • CEO and Product architect 🚄| Hyperloop • Founder 🧩| OpenAI • Co-founder 👇🏻| Build A 7-fig IG Business
Marie Ingram @MarieIngra61500
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Christian Naylor @beachred
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Sσɳɳყ @pro_multis
249 Followers 348 Following Muso/Techish/Housing Law bore Scouse with a hint of Welsh and a dollop of #DCFC Snowflake?? More of Hailstone
Border Wallie @Jerrydendrons
1K Followers 1K Following Bring back decency and democracy. Fuck the tories. French resident for 15 years. Brexit has trapped me in UK :(
Sandra @powell100sandra
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Michael Hobbs @Mtwhobbs
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LucileDeacy @DeacyLucil2203
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Doreen @kayo_yuri
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Brandy @brandy_kerr86
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Elizabeth Anne Lonsda.. @Elizabe42971500
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Renee Wilson @ReneeWi36376388
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Elizabeth @elizabeth_baisd
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lifeintheartslane �.. @life_arts_lane
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Dakota Jenkins @DakotaJ93484
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Psychedelic Nation @eurodon46
238 Followers 1K Following This profile is a Spiritual platform whose determination is to Awaken Spiritual beings to the Light Socialist Hippie 🌈 Psychonauts 🧠Psychedelic Advocate🍄🍫
Leah From South Dakot.. @leah_from
5K Followers 4K Following Screenwriter | Artist | Roller Derby Skater | Avid Mushroom Hunter | She/Her | Oh, yeah, I kind of made a movie too: https://t.co/Q5ewKPsex1
Martin Longster @theVax22
319 Followers 561 Following World's stupidest bottom burp? Rick, Great Britain
Sarah Miller @SarahMiller1979
856 Followers 838 Following Doesn't really get jokes, humour or sarcasm but can remember random trivia from decades ago.
Caroline Hardaker @carolinehwrites
2K Followers 2K Following Author. Elf.🌿🌳🍃Fiction: MOTHTOWN & COMPOSITE CREATURES @angryrobotbooks . Poetry: BONE OVATION & LITTLE QUAKES @ValleyPress . Rep'd by @literarywhore .
Adam Roberts @arrroberts
12K Followers 2K Following The glib replies, the same defeats. Writer. Head of English, RHUL. Also: FRSL. Writerly stuff repped by: @thekiagency
Stephen Whiting @StephenWhiting1
318 Followers 406 Following Visual art, writing/publishing, music. Ex-bin man. Ex-Payroll. Ex-Accountant. Ex-Barista. Ex-Toilet cleaner. Ex-Roadsweeper. Ex-Shop assistant.
🐟 Wandering Rose �.. @desertrose1969
35K Followers 24K Following Very Sweary ‘Leftist Trollope’, ‘Lefty Cunt’, ‘Hag Features’. #atheist #GTTO #AutismAwareness, but it isn’t me before you try to insult me with it, thanks 😘
SlashPuppy @puppy_slash
641 Followers 3K Following VolCel. Idealist. Blowing up my bubble. What are you staring at? What are we going to do about it?
Shannon Moore @Shannonmoore440
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Sparrowhawk💙(🐇).. @sparrowhawk28
4K Followers 5K Following Ruth- [email protected] Christian Rejoiner Socialist & Woke bunny hugger. Love dogs & ancient history, distrust flags, hate corruption & litter. GTTO.
Lou MacGregor @cutpriceguignol
4K Followers 4K Following Author, horror fanatic, cat staff. Check out my short horror collection at the link below!
ChrisP @Wordsmithgetxo
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Tyler Clair Smith �.. @tclairsmith
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Taff 🏴.. @TaffSpur
2K Followers 2K Following ‘Maybe tomorrow, I’ll want to settle down, Until tomorrow I’ll just keep moving on.’……….One of life’s misfits.
Nick Woolley @woolleythinking
364 Followers 2K Following Surfing the interweb for nuggets of tech interest!
Prof Rob Maslen @DrMaslen
2K Followers 3K Following Fantasy, Early Modern Literature, Anime, Life. Blog: The City of Lost Books, https://t.co/uK5vcuWuMD. He, him
François charles @bixeon2
27 Followers 39 Following
Andrea R MD @AndreaR9Md
40K Followers 14K Following ER Doc ret. Politics, dogs, cats, cooking. All MAGA, antivax, forced birth, 3rd party morons and fascist assholes; blocked. Mansplaining: case by case basis.
Roy Manterfield @MumblingNerd
13K Followers 13K Following Love, equality and tolerance; reject hate. Humour, social media, politics, humanism, cats, chocolate and Nottingham.
Crowman A Single D vs.. @CrowMagnumMan3
2K Followers 2K Following Goodwill among men and on earth, peace implies that there are no guns involved.
Edwin B Harris @EdwinBHarris
400 Followers 245 Following I'm horrible at these. Trying to find my way in life, like everyone else, I suppose. Love tea and bad puns way too much. He/Him. Living with C-PTSD. ♎
SciFiWizard @WizardSci
932 Followers 2K Following Just a rhino trying to get by. Also a #reader hoping one day to be a #writer of fiction no one reads. ☺️ #scifi #fantasy #horror #literature
Andrew Lane @AndyLaneAuthor
796 Followers 164 Following Author of the 'Young Sherlock Holmes', 'Crusoe', 'Agent Without Licence' and 'Secret Protector' mid-grade series, plus several 'Dr Who' audio dramas. And stuff.
Eleanor Morton ($8) @EleanorMorton
125K Followers 1K Following Scottish comedian/writer/actor with confusing accent, absolutely not insecure about it. She/her. Fringe '24 tix here https://t.co/ERm2f0BVEd
Planet Rock @PlanetRockRadio
124K Followers 890 Following The UK's biggest rock radio station. On digital radio, online, smart speaker & the free Planet Rock app. 🔊
Jeff Howard @jeffreyhoward33
19K Followers 5K Following CAA. Haunting of Hill House. Midnight Mass. Oculus. Ouija: Origin of Evil. Gerald's Game. Wytches. [email protected] for consults. Jeff Howard Sessions on YT.
Chef Reactions @ChefReactions
332K Followers 584 Following Extra Salty | Side of Sarcasm *BS allergy* that annoying, monotone chef from TikTok
Maria Skoularidou (sh.. @skoularidou
5K Followers 604 Following •Researcher in theoretical CS+statistics applied to healthcare @broadinstitute @Schmidt_Center •PhD in probabilistic ML @Cambridge_Uni •Founder @AiDisability
✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤.. @OmarNajam
19K Followers 2K Following evergreen elementary honor roll student | aspiring Rupert Giles | as seen on: @criticalrole @dimension20show @desiquestshow @powerplayrpg | he/him/any
Carol Vorderman @carolvorders
972K Followers 3K Following TV/Best-selling author. @LBC Sunday 3-6pm Free school meals kid at Cambridge, now Educational Philanthropist. Politically independent https://t.co/g9jDJSwPww
Community Notes @CommunityNotes
945K Followers 0 Following Empowering users to create a better-informed world. We're open source and data is publicly available: https://t.co/Te3IjR10Ix Q? Reply/DM
Tom Vaughan @storyandplot
9K Followers 608 Following 2x Daily Tweets on screenwriting. Writer of 8 films, including WINCHESTER + others. I share what I've learned as a pro at https://t.co/TECqRNjU1B and @UHouston 🐾
Matthew Wright @Matthew_Wright
91K Followers 4K Following @LBC weekend breakfast, occasional @hawkwindhq vocals VP @WildTroutTrust VP @SalmonTroutCons Pres @amwellmagna Agent [email protected] All views half-crazed
Ellen Burbidge @EllenBurbidge
8K Followers 141 Following 🦧 Actor, singer, dancer, funny guy 🎬 Honest Governent Ads actor-vist @thejuicemedia 🦘 Living & working on Wurundjeri land 🐚 https://t.co/rhT5pnNpv9
Alexandra Papadakis @alexpapadakis
311 Followers 698 Following Publishing Director at Papadakis, producing award-winning illustrated books on science, nature, architecture and the arts.
Elle Cordova @ellerhymes
31K Followers 523 Following Writer. Musician. Sometimes funny. She/they. 🏳️🌈 YouTube ⬇️
Davey Six-Toes @HutchinsonDave
4K Followers 5K Following the littl shynin man the Addom, he runs in the wud
Andrea R MD @AndreaR9Md
40K Followers 14K Following ER Doc ret. Politics, dogs, cats, cooking. All MAGA, antivax, forced birth, 3rd party morons and fascist assholes; blocked. Mansplaining: case by case basis.
BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS
165K Followers 157K Following Author, book https://t.co/NOgy1XvNJX? Preview here https://t.co/Te7LOXdD8k I #followback #TaxTheRich
Emma 💛💙🇩🇰.. @MonkEmma
18K Followers 4K Following A Molecular Biologist who fights misinformation. Product of 🇬🇧🇩🇰marriage I will continue the good fight🇪🇺💪🏼All views are my own [email protected]
Water of Leith Conser.. @WOLCT
9K Followers 5K Following The WOLCT works to conserve and enhance the #waterofleith river for the benefit of all wildlife and visitor to it. Support our vital work here - https://t.co/ptHhIphdxu
virgo fragments @virgofragments
144 Followers 404 Following NY photographer / dark shadows but brilliant highlights
elizabeth is staring .. @elzie_coleman
298 Followers 284 Following make today a damn good day and you'll never have a bad one ~ ENFP ~ writer ~ YA/thriller/romance ~ artist ~ (she/her)
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Alexander Glass @Glassworks18
894 Followers 1K Following SF, weird fiction and thought crimes. 'From far, from eve and morning And yon twelve-winded sky, The stuff of life to knit me Blew hither; here am I.'
All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies
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Master and Commander .. @TheAubreyiad
3K Followers 0 Following Quotations from Patrick O’Brian’s Aubrey-Maturin Master and Commander novels. A bot helmed by @charliebush.
Nick Harvey @mrnickharvey
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John Stevens @johnestevens
48K Followers 4K Following The Mirror’s Political Editor. Always looking for stories: DMs open or [email protected]
Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss
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Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar
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Andrea Parr @Humzumble
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Bob Morgan 🇺🇦 �.. @Bbmorg
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The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln
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unitetoreform @unitetoreform
14K Followers 301 Following The independent organisation forming electoral pacts between progressive parties.#FBPPR #demanddemocracy #FBPA
Marcus Flowers @Marcus4Georgia
400K Followers 18K Following Proud Army Veteran. Patriot. Georgia Democrat. Running for Congress in GA-13 to Save our Democracy. #GoodTrouble
Can'tyards @AllTheLanyards
324 Followers 579 Following Civil servant, lefty lawnmower dad, middling scientist, project management cassandra, New Englander. PowerPoint Ranger Qualified. He/Him.
David Southwell @cultauthor
11K Followers 1K Following #LandscapePunk and #Author of #books. #writing on place, #FolkHorror and #psychogeography. I do this thing @HooklandGuide
Will Wiles @WillWiles
7K Followers 3K Following Author of the award-winning THE LAST BLADE PRIEST (2022) and other novels. THE DEAD MAN'S EMPIRE coming 2024 from @angryrobotbooks. Insta: @wiles_books
@Ryder56004614 More like a far tide. I tend to be anti a far tide.
@event_non Say what you want about out the Count, but he has style: he keeps a lid on things and is always collected.
@event_non It's some bonkers production of either The Man Who Was Thursday or, even better, Eyes Wide Shut. "But what's the password for the house?" "Woof!"
@event_non Totally, I will wilt like last week's cilantro still in the plastic produce bag😉
Brings a whole new meaning to piano stool
I’m not saying the bar I’m in’s pretentious, but there’s a fucking piano in the gents.
if you understand why you have the right to shoot someone who has entered your home without your consent you should have no problem understanding why people get abortions.
@event_non @OhHowByronic Elon musk looks like the pan that his face was slapped in has sued him
The problem with Liz Truss isn’t just that she’s stupid, but that she thinks she’s a genius.
Guys who don't have the braincells to realize how hilariously ironic it is that they think they can become "Alpha males" by following another man and letting him tell them exactly who to be, what to do and what not to do, are so fucking dumb it's tragic, really. 😂
@CKscullycat Sorry, Original still holds true. Would explain but....
I got a new job today. I'm a janitor. I hold an MBA. I've taken several higher mathematical courses and almost hold a second Masters in Education. I routinely help my mother with her Masters in Theology. As of next week, I'll be mopping floors. I'm dead inside.
@sturgios "What we do in life, echoes in Taunton, and as far away as Barnstaple"
@hellothisisivan Gabriel Book?? Was Sherlock Tomes already taken?
@BladeoftheS The GBeebies Light Panzer Brigade in their all terrain anti-Muslim vehicles!
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