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Tried viewing the eclipse with my @Fanatics sunglasses and the sun was showing dick and balls?? Someone help
97 year old strip club still straight up jorks it’s peanits the old fashioned way
Amy Klobuchar when one of her staffers gives her the wrong salad
Amy Klobuchar when one of her staffers gives her the wrong salad
urinals are crazy. i’m just peeing on the wall over here.
“the clubhouse is a sanctuary”
“the clubhouse is a sanctuary” https://t.co/YrRBNy45nn
what is the point of planting these things in the subway if they don’t tell me anything about train times/routes @MTA? been sitting here 5 mins and it’s nothing but these needless ads
Breaking Bad - Season 05 Episode 14 - Frame 640 of 2834
When you call me an alt right fascist this is to whom you're speaking
When you call me an alt right fascist this is to whom you're speaking https://t.co/Ddb258r1aw
Ryan Spaeder when he realizes that baseball teams use they/them pronouns
Ryan Spaeder when he realizes that baseball teams use they/them pronouns https://t.co/CxFqwTWdug
Happy Valentine's Day to everyone except you know who
I lost $1500 on Stubhub once on what turned out to be a pyramid scheme. It’s not for everyone but paying your dues is important.
I lost $1500 on Stubhub once on what turned out to be a pyramid scheme. It’s not for everyone but paying your dues is important.
me waiting in line outside the club: i hope they have laser tag in there
Jonathan Leblanc @JonathanL39641
319 Followers 2K Following
Jon Becker @jonbecker_
8K Followers 1K Following @fangraphs Top of the Order columnist and Contracts Crank. Sultan of the Spreadsheet. He/him.
Jared Webb @JaredWebv
64 Followers 136 Following 80% trill, 30% dope // your second cousin // rocky top
#⃣1⃣ ♂ feminst .. @damienredicamn1
2K Followers 1K Following Grand Champion 2016 Ultimate Male Feminist Tournament. I don't see bios
Abigail @makeshiftcircle
55 Followers 89 Following in case I (@bringdanoyz, from twitter) need to vent
John @John06497187073
77 Followers 2K Following Am from the Gambia 🇬🇲 in west Africa am living with my old grandma here with my little siblings we need help for support my dear brothers and sisters ❤️✝️🙏
brent is ready for sp.. @brent858
3K Followers 4K Following Doing digital for an enviro organization 🌲 | @Padres & @UW_football | Squishy social dem to some, radical leftist to others | Bird lover 🦜 & union member
framed by one armed m.. @VodkaWHOflake
31 Followers 30 Following
Erin O'Connor @erinoconnz
655 Followers 341 Following hi // obsessed with knowing how old people are
Michael Drago @iammichaeldrago
304 Followers 341 Following If you’re one of my students trying to cyberstalk me, I’m sorry to tell you I mostly just tweet about the Mets. Now get off Twitter and go do your homework.
todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol
84K Followers 1K Following there’s plenty of reasons out there to hate babe ruth • https://t.co/eHBhJexIr4 • click the link ↓
Dave's Melt'ser Drive @dave_melt
5 Followers 36 Following
Jack McLoone @jfmclooney
2K Followers 2K Following Solidarity forever ✊ | now: @law360union | old: @a_dotguild @asburyparkpress @snytv @thefordhamram | Opinions are mine, 🚮 | he/him
Lenyn al Gaib @Nick_BPSS
3K Followers 2K Following Pretty good baseball tweets by a lawyer in NYC. Former Co-EIC for BP South Side, Minor League Editor emeritus for @baseballpro @nickbpss.bsky.social
Rob's Zombie 🧟�.. @_robh11
468 Followers 493 Following Is it HHN yet? (no 😔) I like wrestling and baseball and theme parks. I don't tweet anything important or interesting. You shouldn't follow me.
Everything is mostly .. @qseraquesadilla
161 Followers 379 Following NY elected officials should be pelted with garbage at all times
Robert Orr @NotTheBobbyOrr
3K Followers 995 Following Writer at @baseballpro @FTNFantasy / 2024 SABR award for Contemporary Baseball Analysis / 2023 NFBC Gladiator Overall Winner / Data Analyst / Hokie
ag @BeltransOldMole
2K Followers 510 Following
francisco lindor fan @sschreiber13
1 Followers 50 Following
Gina @gina_scooter
2K Followers 2K Following
Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz
45K Followers 3K Following Comedian. Writer. Mets fan. SOLAR OPPOSITES (Hulu), CLOSE ENOUGH, Norm MacDonald Live and other shows.
Thomas @sadmetsszn
471 Followers 1K Following Tweeting poorly. Writing and podcasting and prospects and the rest at @amazinavenue. He/Him.
Zach @BarroldBonds
847 Followers 999 Following San Jose Sharks, the New York Mets, and @victoriamara. Obviously not Barry Bonds.
anthony @yougotmurphd
451 Followers 284 Following 22, @georgiatech ChBE alum l let's go mets/isles/canes/duke/gt #LGM #TogetherWeSwarm not Pete Alonso.
KennyGoo @KennyGoo
1K Followers 940 Following Unfunny, Chronically Online Leftist™. Long suffering Mets fan. Tweets garbage takes on hip hop, film, TV & gaming. Loves trains. Eric Adams is a fascist.
Reid Goldsmith @reidgoldsmith
2K Followers 664 Following Law student. Formerly @TheKnicksWall. Jeopardy is sports. https://t.co/tYdWcw7Mtq. [email protected].
jackfruited bug @PotatoesOGrady
2K Followers 2K Following retired gum ball-machine technician @ctulocal1 @AutonomousUnion @33rdWardWorking
no great matter @BringDaNoyz
7K Followers 2K Following likes strawberry rhubarb pie and the New York Mets, dislikes pretty much everything else || screen printing IG: sympathetic.inker || she/her
Trevor Hildenberger @t_hildy
6K Followers 2K Following Former baseball player “as average as they come” @CalAthletics, UC Berkeley alumnus. Young Authors’ Fair Winner. Sophophile. Pro. he/him
just here to watch it.. @SeriousTakesGuy
256 Followers 327 Following Earned parental custody of #IslandersTwitter 1/16/22.
The Worst of All Poss.. @TWOAPW
1K Followers 282 Following case studies in the pop culture of a dying empire // created by @boshj @thefuzzymask @spocksbrian // new episodes every Wednesday
#⃣1⃣ ♂ feminst .. @damienredicamn1
2K Followers 1K Following Grand Champion 2016 Ultimate Male Feminist Tournament. I don't see bios
Abigail @makeshiftcircle
55 Followers 89 Following in case I (@bringdanoyz, from twitter) need to vent
brent is ready for sp.. @brent858
3K Followers 4K Following Doing digital for an enviro organization 🌲 | @Padres & @UW_football | Squishy social dem to some, radical leftist to others | Bird lover 🦜 & union member
framed by one armed m.. @VodkaWHOflake
31 Followers 30 Following
For All You Kids @forallyoukids
535 Followers 13 Following A Mets podcast from @baseballpro hosted by @jaseidler and @jeffpaternostro. Nothing contained within should be construed as actual advice for children.
Everything is mostly .. @qseraquesadilla
161 Followers 379 Following NY elected officials should be pelted with garbage at all times
Cara Jeffrey @cara_jeffrey
6K Followers 982 Following Business Manager: Music Industry 🎶 | Lifelong Suffering Fan: New York Mets ⚾️ | she/her
Michael Drago @iammichaeldrago
304 Followers 341 Following If you’re one of my students trying to cyberstalk me, I’m sorry to tell you I mostly just tweet about the Mets. Now get off Twitter and go do your homework.
Erin O'Connor @erinoconnz
655 Followers 341 Following hi // obsessed with knowing how old people are
todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol
84K Followers 1K Following there’s plenty of reasons out there to hate babe ruth • https://t.co/eHBhJexIr4 • click the link ↓
Jeffrey Paternostro @jeffpaternostro
6K Followers 551 Following Lead Prospect Writer and Multimedia Production Manager, @baseballpro.
Kodai Senga 千賀滉.. @kodaisenga
151K Followers 329 Following #千賀滉大 です 本人です。Twitter始めました よろしくお願いします。漫画が好き #baseball NY Mets 2023~
Jack McLoone @jfmclooney
2K Followers 2K Following Solidarity forever ✊ | now: @law360union | old: @a_dotguild @asburyparkpress @snytv @thefordhamram | Opinions are mine, 🚮 | he/him
Lenyn al Gaib @Nick_BPSS
3K Followers 2K Following Pretty good baseball tweets by a lawyer in NYC. Former Co-EIC for BP South Side, Minor League Editor emeritus for @baseballpro @nickbpss.bsky.social
Rob's Zombie 🧟�.. @_robh11
468 Followers 493 Following Is it HHN yet? (no 😔) I like wrestling and baseball and theme parks. I don't tweet anything important or interesting. You shouldn't follow me.
Foolish Baseball @FoolishBB
176K Followers 946 Following Bailey. 28. I make baseball videos on Youtube, but I don't take suggestions. https://t.co/5JOzvM7NiO foolishbaseball@gmail(dot)com
Bobby Lewis @revrrlewis
59K Followers 1K Following Posting through the brainrot on OAN(N), Fox, and other bad TV. Writer @mmfa; this is a personal account. He/him 🏳️🌈
Jon Heyman @JonHeyman
878K Followers 2K Following Baseball columnist at NY Post. Insider at @MLBNetwork @670TheScore. Old Reliable, @MLBNow. Northwestern fan.
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline
191K Followers 1K Following Hank of Decline Podcast & Comics - https://t.co/kAfnFnh7AX Patreon - https://t.co/Awbuy7xogD
crazy ass moments in .. @ampol_moment
437K Followers 2 Following posting the crazy ass, weird as hell and wild moments from the politics and history of the eternal union. dms open for submissions.
Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports
271K Followers 25K Following Parody/Satire • established 2021 • Featured Worldwide• IG: BallsackSportsHQ • Sack Family IG: BallsackSport
eugenefreedman.bsky.s.. @EugeneFreedman
7K Followers 2K Following counsel to the President @natca; Union lawyer; writer about baseball labor relations; @cornellilr; @UMDLaw; #ChevyVolt driver; #Prince #Gangstarr4Ever He/Him
Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit
498K Followers 310 Following The labor market is a mess. Here to show you why. Highlighting workers conflict with poor management, corporate greed, bad business, and the economy.
Ryan Gillman @ryangillman
438 Followers 573 Following Tom Brady is a fraud. Mets/Jets/Islanders/Knicks/Illini/@Omnomnomitha fan.
The Funny @TheFunny_mp4
864K Followers 23 Following Gen z Humor “laugh” (Why not enjoy the Memes like Grandayy) and other moments
Robert Orr @NotTheBobbyOrr
3K Followers 995 Following Writer at @baseballpro @FTNFantasy / 2024 SABR award for Contemporary Baseball Analysis / 2023 NFBC Gladiator Overall Winner / Data Analyst / Hokie
Mike Ferrin @Mike_Ferrin
21K Followers 3K Following I sell baseball & baseball accessories for @mlbnetworkradio @sxmcollege & the @ESPN family of networks. A skunk was badgered, the results were strong.
ag @BeltransOldMole
2K Followers 510 Following
Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz
45K Followers 3K Following Comedian. Writer. Mets fan. SOLAR OPPOSITES (Hulu), CLOSE ENOUGH, Norm MacDonald Live and other shows.
Thomas @sadmetsszn
471 Followers 1K Following Tweeting poorly. Writing and podcasting and prospects and the rest at @amazinavenue. He/Him.
How it’s gonna feel pulling up to the concession stand for my 9th dollar dog tonight
Eric Adams breathes a massive sigh of relief picking up the morning’s paper.
Good morning to the most hated man in New York
Acting chill when the gummy has me geekin
mets lead the league in world series titles (according to opposing fanbases after winning a regular season game) since 2022.
Must be their World Series lmao
Tampa Bay Rays Skateboarding Ray You Have to Stop. You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. They’ll Kill You
This might be the greatest logo ever I’m begging for them to release an alternate hat with it lmao
Dipping an All-American burger in the ocean at Jones Beach
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
If I was a Rays fan I’d get this tattooed immediately it’s so sick
There’s literally a patch of a stingray on a skateboard on the uniform, yeah these are incredible
A 1st look at the Rays city connect uniforms
Two years ago today some of my fiancée’s friends left the Mets game (that they went to without me) in the 7th inning because it was “boring” and “nothing was happening”
congrats to the McNeils! LOT of gross replies in the comments by people who think they’re soooo funny and original!
The McNeils have announced they are expecting their second child! 💙 (via IG/jeffmcneil805)
Calling in police enforcement on nonviolent demonstrations of young students on campus is an escalatory, reckless, and dangerous act. It represents a heinous failure of leadership that puts people’s lives at risk. I condemn it in the strongest possible terms.
yes, the White Sox are 3-20 and possibly making a run at the wrong kind of history, but consider the silver lining: I was right about Erick Fedde being interesting
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