NYT connections enthusiast @evilchimpscion

sometimes i wish i was a cartoon skeleton. so i could play my ribs like a xylophone, roll my skull along my shoulders like a basketball, etc. helgravecomic.neocities.org they/them Joined June 2020

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NYT connections enthusiast @evilchimpscion

3 months ago

FRIEND and their many talents

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Dean Hochlaf @Dhochlaf

11 months ago

Me, a Brit, getting ready to confidently talk about Michigan and Pennsylvania for the next 24 hours

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NBA Slime @TerryFranconia

11 months ago

Joe Biden when he randomly is announced as winner of the 2024 US Presidential election tonight

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NYT connections enthusiast @evilchimpscion

11 months ago

the amount of tweets i'm going to be liking today will be talked about in the annals of history

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NYT connections enthusiast @evilchimpscion

11 months ago

even a connections enthusiast such as myself must respect the NYT strike...

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NYT connections enthusiast @evilchimpscion

11 months ago

hello i am a reporter from the new york times. they are having gay sex. tune in for more updates

*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone

11 months ago

hello i am a reporter from the new york times. they are having gay sex. tune in for more updates

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NYT connections enthusiast @evilchimpscion

11 months ago

this type of mixed-use urban development is illegal to build in most american cities

Llama 🇵🇸 @ALFfansAndorra

11 months ago

this type of mixed-use urban development is illegal to build in most american cities

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Our Selzer, who art in Iowa, hallowed be thy name thy toplines come, thy trends be true in Wisconsin as they are in Iowa Give us this day your last poll and forgive us our pollercoaster, as we forgive other pollsters and lead us not into doomerism, but deliver us from Trump, amen

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Тania Melnyczuk @ekverstania

12 months ago

Man, this is an interesting exchange. Many people are disadvantaged in this kind of situation: most of us don't have the full set of weapons and skills—body language, posture, tone, eye contact, reading the other guy's responses, quick thinking. This guy has… a lot.

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NYT connections enthusiast @evilchimpscion

12 months ago

I am an undecided 18-25 year old voter from Erie County, Pennsylvania, who would certainly be more likely to vote democrat if my favorite billionaire @mcuban went on Fortnite Friday!

connor @ConnorEatsPants

12 months ago

I am an undecided 18-25 year old voter from Erie County, Pennsylvania, who would certainly be more likely to vote democrat if my favorite billionaire @mcuban went on Fortnite Friday!