Mike Marsh @ex_manbun
Socks, crocs and massive cocks. South East, England Joined September 2016-
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0 - Brighton have failed to score in four of their six games at Wembley in all competitions, and remain winless in all six matches (D2 L4) – it’s the most any club side has played at the stadium without ever winning there. Unfortunate.
So, so, so proud of that performance. Proper Palace.
Last tweet on Liverpool - Palace: There are often poorly officiated games but that was the worst in the Prem this season. To recap: - 2 Liverpool goals that shouldn’t have stood - Benteke through on goal, wrongly called offside - Olise head/neck injury, Friend waves play on.
"We will learn from this game and I think there is a lot of frustration because we were the better team and should at least get a point today." - Patrick Vieira on today's defeat 🗣 #CPFC
TOM PETTY: I won't back down TOM OPEN-MINDED: I'd consider backing down
end the tyranny of the three bell pepper variety pack!!! fuck the three pepper variety pack!!!
I’m struggling to think of anything but tonight’s Palace game, so… RT this & follow @HLTCO and I’ll buy a football shirt of someone’s choice when I pick the winner tomorrow. Good luck. 🕺
Busted writing the song Year 3000: "We should make a point about the over-saturated market of boybands persisting into the future" Also Busted: "Triple boobies :)"
It’s a rivalry, not a derby. rivalry [noun]: competition for the same objective or for superiority in the same field. Example: Crystal Palace have a rivalry with Brighton & Hove Albion, and have enjoyed back-to-back wins at the seaside town.
90: Benteke scores. #BHAFC 🔵 | 1-2
Incredible scenes in the Bielsa press conference. Someone asks how far away is Robin Koch, Bielsa replies "depende de donde estés sentado", translated as "it depends where you are sitting"
Top Journalism from Sky Sports this morning. Roy Hodgson left Liverpool in 2011 when Rhian Brewster was, yep you guessed it.. 11 years old 😂😂

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