Existentialfeld @existentialfeld
What if Seinfeld was never canceled and still existential program on nbc today Joined May 2018-
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Jerry looks directly into the camera and speaks the scripted dialogue to the audience for the whole episode. There is no laugh track this episode. George, Elaine, and Kramer are gone.
George constructs a plan which involves him flying over the international date line to have two birthdays. Elaine becomes otherkin.
Kramer and Newman set out to test Einstein’s theory of relativity using only slinkies and bed sheets. George opens his third eye.
Elaine comes to the realization she skipped age 12. Kramer discovers he’s valid.
Jerry travels back in time to convince his parents to conceive him at a later date so he can be a Taurus. Kramer becomes a nihilist.
Kramer is able to see all 14 million outcomes of his life after drinking sewage water. George gets a few ideas after reading Das Kapital.
After a blizzard hits the city, Elaine’s cabin fever results in her rewriting Dante’s Inferno. Kramer discovers plate tectonics the hard way.
Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer all become self aware that they are living in a scripted simulation after having visions of Larry David.
Elaine accidentally astral projects into George’s bedroom while he is with another woman. Jerry learns freedom is a myth.
Kramer’s coffee can reveals the date of the soon approaching apocalypse. George, with little time to spare, seeks a life of meaning through Yahtzee.
Kramer believes his microwave is a wormhole. Elaine accidentally crosses over into the Fraiser universe.
Jerry finally finds the legal opportunity to kill Kramer. George becomes gender fluid.
Kramer and Newman desperately try to prove they don’t exist. George defies capitalism.
Kramer believes he has discovered time travel after waking up in the middle of a civil war re-enactment. Elaine looses the ability to count past 10.
Kramer mistakenly picks up David Byrne’s big suit at the laundromat. Elaine sees forbidden colors
Jerry has a lucid dream of getting his head stuck in a vase. George must come to terms with his mesothelioma
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