exo texts @exostext

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exo texts @exostext

8 years ago

junmyeon: don't break someone's heart they only have one jongdae: break their bones they have 206 of those

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8 years ago

pcy: we need to go baek! come out bbh: i'm gay sehun: the universe already knows you like dick jongin: we support you tho!

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8 years ago

jongdae: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me bbh: bc rollercoasters can make me scream

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8 years ago

jongin: uwu ksoo: what the fuck is uwu junmyeon: language ksoo: uwu is a language?

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8 years ago

bbh: guys go like my pics on instagram minseok: i don’t even like you in person jongdae: LMFAOOOO

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8 years ago

pcy: go ahead without me bro jongin: i can't do that bro, you're my brohana pcy: bro jongin: brohana means family, brohana means no bro gets left behind

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8 years ago

minseok: why’s sehun crying junmyeon: he took one of those “which exo member are you?” quizzes minseok: who’d he get? junmyeon: me

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8 years ago

bbh: i'd rather see you in this bbh: yixing: there's nothing there yixing: OH yixing: that was smooth

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8 years ago

jongin: we are brothers ksoo: you know if you take an R out of there it becomes “bother” and i really relate to that pcy: brothe jongdae: 2 types of people

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8 years ago

beautiful 😍

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8 years ago

beautiful 😍

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8 years ago

yixing: hey bro wanna try these virtual reality goggles pcy: no bro yixing: why bro pcy: bc i don’t want to be in a reality where you don’t exist bro yixing: bro

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8 years ago

junmyeon: i stepped on a corn flake so does that make me a cereal killer? [junmyeon was removed from the group chat] minseok: do not add him back in

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8 years ago

pcy: im leaving rn junmyeon: kys pcy: what???????????? junmyeon: keep yourself safe...?

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8 years ago

jongin: wanna be my boyfriend? sehun: no. jongin: haha sorry that was my mom

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8 years ago

jongdae: Z is just a sideways N junmyeon: it’s 3am pls stop jongdae: Zo

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8 years ago

i spent a solid 5 mins making this picture. how do memers do this

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8 years ago

15k!!! omg thank you guys so much for following. hope you guys continue enjoying the tweets

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8 years ago

jongin: whatcha doing minseok: just converting oxygen into carbon dioxide, you know the usual jongin: why are you taking science classes??? minseok: breathing jongin. i’m breathing.