I dreamt I went to prison for using my super powers when I shouldnāt have⦠Iāve been watching Orange is the New Black and apparently this was the only valid reason my brain could come up with for me getting arrested. š
I had a dream that we hired a group of tough (but soft hearted) Italian mobsters to help us fight the T-Rex that was chasing us through Walmart. Previously they were making sandwiches assembly line style for their bossās lunch like they do every day.
I dreamt that I was in a time loop, and Owen Wilson was trying to kill my family. Every time he killed us the time loop restarted and we would remember the previous loops but he wouldnāt, so we were trying to figure out how to use that to not get killed. š
I went to Disneyland⦠ON ANOTHER PLANET. Everyone there was from earth. I never actually got on any rides, I was always either getting ready or doing chores at the park. Please interpret.
I had a dream that I was fighting a werewolf with my mother and sisters⦠USING ESSENTIAL OILS. Also the werewolf was sometimes a rat that had a talent for fixing upholstery⦠please interpret.
I had a dream that @prattprattpratt was my boyfriend, and he and @DavidKHarbour were having a one upping contest with each other concerning their muscles. Please interpret.
I had a dream last night that I was sneaking work hours by clocking in while I slept⦠and somehow I thought it would go unnoticed? But then I felt too guilty and told them to fix my hours. š What does that mean?
(Part 3)
I cut off the snakeās head with my sword and shouted, āNot my mother, you B***H!!ā
⦠right as I was walking up, I was googling, āwhy is V so lazy?ā So I actually googled it when I woke up, and found out there is a āVā in a KPOP group who is the ālazyā band member.
(Part 2)
When the party was over, I rode away on my creepy beast yelling, āTo Mordor! And not a moment to lose!!ā
Then when I came back to the battle with reinforcements, a giant snake was about to bite my mom-
(1 of 1)
Dream⦠4/28/22
I had a Lord of the rings themed party for my 30th birthday (because I was leaving one phase of my life for another). I got a āthe one ringā to wear and I wore my Mischief Managed sweatshirt.
We fought some evil warthogs.
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