exploding yoga @explodingyoga
I'm not trying to be a levitating transcendental guru with insane yoga poses under my belt and flowery quotes in my pocket. I'm just trying not to be asshole. Joined March 2011-
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@Lesdoggg I watched #Ghostbusters 4 times and I love you guys❤️🤗💖You're hilarious!
Feeling fabulously limitless right now!
When you read your fortune cookie fortune add “and then Batman punches you in the head” to the end of it. Totally works.
I would sell my soul for a swifter right now...well maybe just the soul of the vegan that won't let me clean for fear of making garbage...
That moment 10 minutes before your class starts when you start questioning if anyone is coming....
Damn it! She wished me a Happy Saturday as she left...
The class was over at 3:45...it's now 4:30....are you kidding me!!! Go home!!!!
If ur the last student in the studio EVERYONE is waiting on you to leave- ON YOU!!!!!!!
Ahimsa ahimsa ahimsa ahimsa ahimsa
It's gorgeous outside but I'm waiting for the last student to shower, blow dry her hair, style it, apply make up, get dressed...
It's always weird when the student you thought you connected with never returns and the one you thought hated you ends up loving your class!
@explodingyoga: That moment in utanasana when you look back in the mirror and realize you have the biggest ass in the class
Just so you know, when you're advanced you don't attend a level 1 class then bitch that it wasn't advanced enough. Just so you know.
If you want to talk to your friend, why don't you sit next to them instead on sitting across the lobby and shouting at them?!?!
If no one else is on their phone why would it be okay for YOU to be on yours?!?!?
There is nothing more satisfying as a teacher then seeing your student modify poses and use props without you having to tell them <3
For the love of yoga! Rip the tags off your lululemon clothes! They're meant to be ripped off- that's why they are flimsy and and stick out!
Why do vegans think they are better than everyone else? Non-judgement, duh!!
Lululemon you make me laugh- $64 for a bikini top and $54 for the bottom- we're in Victoria secret mode now!
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