scronk @faggotmagic

alyssa edwards saved my life

guys we’re officially boyfriends guys

We Are Charlie Kirk (Glee cast version)

glee reboot will only be remotely good if jane lynch is the star

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is some gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shit holy damn holy mother of christ. jesus lord in heaven above. oh god finally 🙏🙏🙏

doctor asked if i wanted my covid shot and i said, “idk does it come with or without the 5G?”

HE MAKE MUFFIN FOR ME😭😭😭

okay maybe i pivot completely and be a teacher bc teaching the freshman about consent today is the most alive i’ve felt in years

deep clean and re arrange entire house before teaching consent/sex ed to half the freshman in town tomorrow

i can’t wait to quit and then date this man who i am fr falling for. this is so gay and i love it. could never be nonchalant

praise the lord jesus hallelujah!! we really are charlie kirk 🙏🙏 god is so good

me when the boy i like likes me back but this time he’s actually a good person and doesn’t need me to take care of him 🙏

another day of inciting revolution in the workplace!

yeah we posting normal on the gram like fuck charades

i’m out here smoking hella weed i’m popping out my porcelain teeth apocalypse prepared, i’m in the trees camouflage bitch, you can’t see me!

hoes mad and i’m playing ultimate fishing simulator

honestly nobody needs to inflict a reckoning. opps always end up shooting themselves in the foot. best thing i can do is sit back and watch the rain pour from the comfort and peace of my porch

yeah obviously i’m cutting bangs. what else is there?

can i please have one day where someone doesn’t tell me more horrible shit about the nightmare gaslighter men who corrupted my brain for years? pleeease! i’m just trying to stay focused on quitting my job and overthrowing the government

boss validates feelings of existential dread when she says, “yeah we’re really underutilizing you here. we’ve kinda just plopped you at this desk to rot.” don’t worry babe, i’ve completely lost hope in social work and plan to quit to do drywall or porn