Pof_Fails @fails_pof
Bringing you the best of #POFFails #plentyoffish #plentyoffails. All anonymous, all real. DM for submissions Joined January 2019-
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So...for this account to continue, I’m going to need your submissions. Because as of a few hours ago, I no longer have a POF profile....🙊🙊
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“Goodnight beautiful” messages is definitely something I could get used to....
The fact I’m impressed by someone telling me he’s running a bit late (like 10 minutes) and that he keeps in touch tells me a lot about how much shit I put up with in past relationships
Cutting up an ex’s T-shirt to make rags to curl my hair for a date with the new guy. Seems fair.
Oh. No.
Dating is hard. Trying to plan what to wear. My go to date outfit is summery. It’s grim out there. Currently have outfit options strewn around my room. 🤦🏼♀️
Probably the WORST message I’ve ever received. Yep, I’ve had it waiting to post since December. I just, no. #poffail #poffails #pof #plentyoffish #plentyoffails #onlinedating
Holy mother of god. #poffail #poffails #pof #plentyoffish #plentyoffails #onlinedating
Will men ever stop being creepy? Ever? #poffail #poffails #pof #plentyoffish #plentyoffails #onlinedating
Pretty sure @rafaelmiller07 doesn’t live in Cheltenham.... #poffail #poffails #pof #plentyoffish #plentyoffails #onlinedating
Yay to inappropriate first messages 🙄🙄 #tinderfail #onlinedating #whydomensuck #datingfail
No I don’t share personal information with someone I’ve exchanged 2 messages with. My location is in my profile. I’ve been stalked before. Boy bye.
Sent me 6 unanswered messages after my initial response. Mostly saying “so sexy” or “????” I have no patience for people like this
Reverse Image search exists boys! (The rest of his pics were cropped body pics, one showed his jaw line which was distinctly rounder than his main pic!) #poffail #poffails #pof #plentyoffish #plentyoffails #onlinedating
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