Matthew Perry @fake_Matthew
Not affiliated with the real Matthew Perry. This is a Parady account. Joined November 2012-
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Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after youre in an argument, you’ll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute
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With all the talk of adding Puerto Rico as the 51st state I think our new goal should be 53 states. A prime number… “1 nation, indivisible…”
No one is as good looking as their profile picture, and no one’s as ugly as their drivers license picture.
My idea for a condom advertisement... "Wrap it in latex or she'll get your paychecks"
If someone says “This place is crackalackin!”, does that mean it’s lacking white people?
I’m not saying she’s fat, she’s just easy to see.
My girlfriend says she thinks I might be a stalker... Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet...
Big shout out to all the spiders not building their webs at face level.
The scariest part of the show “I didn’t know I was pregnant” is that there are enough of these women to sustain an entire series.
The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
Listen, you can keep retaking all the pictures you want but that’s just what your face really looks like.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Oh, you hate your job? There’s a support group for that. It’s called “Everybody”, and we meet at the bar.
A woman who has no idea how hot she is, is so hot.
Am I the only one who hides my favorite food from the rest of my family?
Nobody looks back on their life and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep.
That’s definitely not my ringtone, but I’m going to have to check my phone anyway.
Oh you're shirtless in your Facebook profile picture? I bet you get all them bitches.
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