ƒαкιηﻭ ιηѕαηιту @fakinginsanity

One among the fence, herbivore, tattoo collector. @phxrisingfc, @blackyellow, @fcstpauli_en, @celticfc. Equal opportunity asshole Mile High City Joined October 2009

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ƒαкιηﻭ ιηѕαηιту @fakinginsanity

5 months ago

So what am I supposed to do when I get home from work, then going to the gym, then having a few beers by myself? Just sit here and hate myself for 5 hours before going to bed?

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7 months ago

@avsincoming I mean, I’m local. Huge hockey guy, and will fully admit you know more about the Avs than I do.

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7 months ago

@havensfaces Circle with me, rotoscope, jaded

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7 months ago

@VallysView @di1499 Long time hater, first time commenter. My question is, “what team is FIRMLY at the bottom of the basement in the eastern conference?” I’ll hang up and listen

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ƒαкιηﻭ ιηѕαηιту @fakinginsanity

8 months ago

@spelunky_ Quoting random movie lines completely out of context

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8 months ago

@So_Appalled @TheDrainmaker @BallsMaphoney Absolutely incorrect. It didnt exist until after 9/11

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Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker

8 months ago

congrats Rush Limbaugh on 5 years sober

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ƒαкιηﻭ ιηѕαηιту @fakinginsanity

9 months ago

Normalize asking the businessmen in the next seat at the bar if they want to be friends on Pokémon go

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ƒαкιηﻭ ιηѕαηιту @fakinginsanity

12 months ago

Post concert depression always hits hard, but it’s at least 20 times worse after @SSNeverender. I miss you @Coheed @therealTDH @illuminatihotts @callousdaoboys @poolkidsband @MMATAband @twtchngtongues @lsdunes

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ƒαкιηﻭ ιηѕαηιту @fakinginsanity

12 months ago

@girlsnotgreyjoy They played fall children when I saw them on Halloween 😭

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a year ago

How it feels watching the devils right now

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Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights

5 years ago

is this worth a banner? @PredsNHL

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ƒαкιηﻭ ιηѕαηιту @fakinginsanity

a year ago

I’m not the first person to say this and I won’t be the last, but if you have to put out anything about a signing other than “this person plays for us now” and maybe has the terms of the deal, you fucked up.

Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights

a year ago

Official statement from the Vegas Golden Knights on Carter Hart. More: vgk.io/CgnsY #VegasBorn

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ƒαкιηﻭ ιηѕαηιту @fakinginsanity

a year ago

WTF they do to his pants?

Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs

a year ago

They're baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack 📸

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ƒαкιηﻭ ιηѕαηιту @fakinginsanity

a year ago

@Weerd_Science @Yankees Cam is a gamer! That kind of performance from a rookie is insane!!

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a year ago

@stoolpresidente “Not making excuses” Proceeds to make an excuse

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a year ago

Maybe it is the painkillers. I haven’t had Tylenol for a week and I was able to eat a slightly brown avocado

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a year ago

@jamiedoobah I’m very worried that Fitz will bring McLeod back. All the more reason to hope for a Luke extension asap so we don’t have any cap space for stupid moves