#1 hot new dad @fakingprogress

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#1 hot new dad @fakingprogress

2 weeks ago

if no ones got me i know awsten knight does

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#1 hot new dad @fakingprogress

2 weeks ago

idk who the fuck you think you’re talking to 😭 you’re a server not my manager don’t tell me what to do when i’m doing my literal job ????

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#1 hot new dad @fakingprogress

3 weeks ago

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3 weeks ago

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#1 hot new dad @fakingprogress

3 weeks ago

i miss my grammy, i wanna go home :/

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#1 hot new dad @fakingprogress

4 weeks ago

how are you gonna subtly slut shame me for YEARS and then start dressing like me 💀

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#1 hot new dad @fakingprogress

a month ago

my coworker was asking me about my boyfriend and was like “omg are your parents okay with that age gap?” first of all it’s only 5 years which isn’t bad and GORL- MY WHAT NOW????

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#1 hot new dad @fakingprogress

a month ago

i’m dying to remember what i was lying about when i drafted this: you guys haven’t lied the lies i lied in the last 24 hours

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#1 hot new dad @fakingprogress

2 months ago

urgent care is NOT where i wanted to be after i moved in with a man 😐

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#1 hot new dad @fakingprogress

2 months ago

can someone put all time allegations 6ft under please ????

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#1 hot new dad @fakingprogress

2 months ago

this show is such bullshit they literally said they had no chemistry. why the fuck is anyone gonna vote for them to win when THEY ARE ONLY FAKING IT TO WIN BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY WILL.

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#1 hot new dad @fakingprogress

2 months ago

sometimes i forget how embarrassing and parasocial parxies are 😭💀

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#1 hot new dad @fakingprogress

3 months ago

you can really tell that the islanders are just sending everyone who they think can beat them in the finale home this year💀 they all just want the image of being a good couple so they can win the money 😭🤚🏻

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#1 hot new dad @fakingprogress

3 months ago

all love island does is piss me off. like i can’t even watch it at this point.

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#1 hot new dad @fakingprogress

3 months ago

i need twitter circle back so i can read you all to filth

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#1 hot new dad @fakingprogress

3 months ago

HOW DO I WORK ALL THE TIME AND STILL NOT HAVE ANY MONEY????

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#1 hot new dad @fakingprogress

3 months ago

i need a dislike button on instagram

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#1 hot new dad @fakingprogress

3 months ago

i think it’s absolutely insane that some people are only capable of caring about one person at a time.

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#1 hot new dad @fakingprogress

3 months ago

i get to see the love of my life on Saturday 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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#1 hot new dad @fakingprogress

3 months ago

i always thought proposals and weddings were so fun but now the idea of either one just makes me want to curl up and die because i have literally no one to be there for it :/