fallfares @fallfares

Urban gardener, mother of dogs, plant hoarder, Baltimore City lifer. #freekeithdavisjr Baltimore, MD Joined January 2008

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fallfares @fallfares

3 years ago

@WTMD Rob Timm - I watched Tag Team on TV, talking the money they make from Whomp There It Is being in diaper commercials. It really changed the way I thought about it. The industry drains them, so if it's a chance to keep making a living? Hell yea, get that cash!

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3 years ago

@KarenKilgariff Son: What are you watching? Me: The hot priest show (Grantchester) Son: .....thinking.... Son: Is it REALLY called the hot priest show?

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3 years ago

@mattgonter Always grinds down to this with men🙄

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3 years ago

@mandapen I will do no such thing.

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3 years ago

@Spicxer @BmoreCityDOT Well now they know.

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3 years ago

@TeaPainUSA I think I speak for us all when I say, that's fine.

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3 years ago

@BaltimoreMemes Don't even try to buy that crab cake in NC. 🤢

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3 years ago

@Spicxer @BmoreCityDOT Yikes, sorry...thought maybe they could save it? They may think no one cared. I know I'd like to see it somewhere else, even on a wall in a workshop. Tiny treasures.

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3 years ago

@PyramidHead76 This is close to getting an email saying that you unsubscribed from emails.

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3 years ago

me: whew...finally got all of my subscriptions in one place. @walmart: that's adorable

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3 years ago

If you put freeze pops under your pillow, they'll stay frozen while you take a shower. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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3 years ago

@johncusack Maybe they thought they'd push him through so none of them would ever look as bad. They would be wrong, but still.

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3 years ago

She's recognized the full potential of high arches. 🦶👣💨💨

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3 years ago

Did I eat Sweetarts in bed last night? Yes. Did I wake up with a Boones Farm headache? Also Yes.

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3 years ago

@JoeBiden How about cutting some slack to us singles that are penalized for not being in romantic relationships?

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3 years ago

@MayorBMScott Or at least they had a stand and it contained pro-life literature.

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3 years ago

@MayorBMScott I thought they allowed St. Thomas Aquinas to have a pro-life stand there in the past?

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3 years ago

@ElectRyanDorsey I'd rather have one of these than some group of jerks telling me that I can only have pink petunias and mailboxes that don't have dogs on them.