slim. @falseminem
I'll be completely honest with you, I don't like you. Joined May 2011-
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I'm only on when I have things to tweet. Lmfao.
I'm not a Bieber fan, I don't even like the music. But seriously, I'm sick of all the hate. Didn't your parents teach you to respect women?
Anyone who thinks Megan Fox is the hottest thing ever has obviously never left Pizza Rolls in the oven too long.
I wanna thank my mom for not aborting me and my dad for buying cheap condoms. I turned out pretty fucking awesome.
RT @BarelyMomsen: I think I just made myself @falseminem's bitch. #life
I hate it when you're with MC Hammer and he doesn't let you touch anything.
You're fat and I'm not going to sugar coat that because you'd probably eat that too.
When I was younger, I always used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body. However, that all changed when I was born.
I'm super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy but I'm also wearing a cape so.
I really need to find a girlfriend. My friend came over and said 'this is my girlfriend, Kayla' and I was like 'this is my sandwich, Ham.'
Can't decide between Grey Goose or Wild Turkey for Thanksgiving today.
If only the Indians had given the Pilgrims donkey on Thanksgiving. We'd all be getting some ass tomorrow.
Radeo @RadeoSuicidc
87 Followers 27 Following Model. Certified Badass.~ I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I'll crack ya teeth.
Original™ @xFLCrush
12K Followers 9K Following CRUSHES ONLY! Send them in and we will post anonymously. NO HATE MAIL. Fake life only. Feel free to retweet. Warning: I may spam your timeline.
Eric Cartman @JDrewBfake
102 Followers 226 Following I love @DopeSwagFake. Oh and one more thing... http://t.co/3vYPbFyutU
Stella.† @lovingfaker
24 Followers 68 Following
ADAM LEVINE @ADAMLEVINE9RP
968 Followers 24 Following
Ashley. @bcnsonshley
8 Followers 17 Following So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.
abdiaziz mohamoud @abdiaziz007
1 Followers 24 Following
Quarter. @LetMalikU
71 Followers 145 Following She's all that matters.. since 1126. // Nickel loves her Quarter, forever. Muah. :-*
FauxGomezHere @FauxGomezHere
18 Followers 36 Following (RP) Hey Guys Selena Here you may know me as Alex Russo and for being in Monte Carlo and Princess Protection Programme and im a singer and a Actress
Phoebe. @dazzlingfaux
39 Followers 91 Following
Shay&Benzo. @fakeshayley
43 Followers 77 Following We're the two best friends that everyone loves ;) // Both single;;
katniss everdeen @lovingfaux
330 Followers 593 Following Let The74th Hunger Games Begin! (distract 12)
Wotton John @WottonJohn9937
25 Followers 178 Following
Perfection @ThisCuteFaker
267 Followers 201 Following The spaces between my fingers are right were yours fit your my world & my everything I love you!! proud mommy :') ❤
(NOT) Liz. @seraphicfake
844 Followers 626 Following Come a little closer, baby. FL/RP | Straight | 21+ | Not real | ND
Andy Samberg @ThatGuyisFake
22 Followers 32 Following The 30 seconds it takes you realized your wasting your time, you could have had sex.
Bacon Lover. @AshleyBenzoFaux
231 Followers 371 Following
Harry. @thatbritishfake
12 Followers 16 Following
Lucas. @LucasTFake
95 Followers 204 Following I like a woman with a future and a past. A little attitude problem all good, it'll make the shit last.
ashlee's @fakestbr0
191 Followers 223 Following So I'll watch your life in pictures like I used to watch you sleep. And I'll feel you forget me like i used to feel you breathe.
Mr. Swift. @thisfakekid
142 Followers 109 Following I know you well enough to know you never loved me.
Taylor Swift @xtaylorfake
5 Followers 25 Following I write a lot of songs about love and I think that’s because to me love seems like this huge complicated thing.
Ry. @Shecklcr
56 Followers 55 Following My world revolves around a skate deck, four wheels, two axels- so how perfect is my life?
Christina. @xoJazzyVillegas
9 Followers 22 Following You can't be pushing upon it, you better work if you want it.
. @whatsupfake
78 Followers 347 Following
SNOOKI. @SnookiFake
18 Followers 57 Following I'm a tiny bitch but I will fucking attack you like a spider monkey! {RP Account.}
Taylor Momsen @Hottaylormomsen
226 Followers 107 Following O que é viver? Viver é amor. O que é amor? Amor é beijar. O que é beijar? Vem cá e eu mostro-te @IamNumberSex 8.22.11
meow @moonlitswift
633 Followers 204 Following
Original™ @xFLCrush
12K Followers 9K Following CRUSHES ONLY! Send them in and we will post anonymously. NO HATE MAIL. Fake life only. Feel free to retweet. Warning: I may spam your timeline.
Wild free at the hoed... @ToTheWildWest
5K Followers 306 Following Influencing the masses on what it takes to be fatal one day at a time; get ready to ride the wild side — it's a heavy dose of country charm and danger. satire.
. @rllyfake2
2K Followers 41 Following
🤍 @leoniconx
402 Followers 42 Following
Phoebe. @dazzlingfaux
39 Followers 91 Following
FauxGomezHere @FauxGomezHere
18 Followers 36 Following (RP) Hey Guys Selena Here you may know me as Alex Russo and for being in Monte Carlo and Princess Protection Programme and im a singer and a Actress
♡♡ @mfgnsday
1K Followers 0 Following
Perfection @ThisCuteFaker
267 Followers 201 Following The spaces between my fingers are right were yours fit your my world & my everything I love you!! proud mommy :') ❤
(NOT) Liz. @seraphicfake
844 Followers 626 Following Come a little closer, baby. FL/RP | Straight | 21+ | Not real | ND
Bacon Lover. @AshleyBenzoFaux
231 Followers 371 Following
ashlee's @fakestbr0
191 Followers 223 Following So I'll watch your life in pictures like I used to watch you sleep. And I'll feel you forget me like i used to feel you breathe.
Barbie. @datdobrev
191 Followers 57 Following I don't really give a fuck, and my excuse is that I'm young.
Marceline. ⚡ @falsemorris
667 Followers 166 Following We'll be the kings and queens of our broken scene. ((RP)) #RIPCoryMonteith
Mr. Swift. @thisfakekid
142 Followers 109 Following I know you well enough to know you never loved me.
Christina. @xoJazzyVillegas
9 Followers 22 Following You can't be pushing upon it, you better work if you want it.
. @whatsupfake
78 Followers 347 Following
كود خصم ادي�... @fauxxddl
1K Followers 631 Following كود خصم موقع اديداس كوبون اديدس اكواد السعودية كودات الامارات كوبونات الكويت كبون البحرين كبونات سلطنة عمان خصومات المغرب Adidas promo code coupon discount
❤ @KrisGoBoom
234 Followers 118 Following
Taylor Swift @xtaylorfake
5 Followers 25 Following I write a lot of songs about love and I think that’s because to me love seems like this huge complicated thing.
Taylor Momsen @Hottaylormomsen
226 Followers 107 Following O que é viver? Viver é amor. O que é amor? Amor é beijar. O que é beijar? Vem cá e eu mostro-te @IamNumberSex 8.22.11
Rupert Grint @FakingRupert
164 Followers 165 Following When I Grow Up,I Wanna Be A Ice Cream Man.I Like My Brown Haired Co star *Rp before and after HP ended*
Ari ✿~ @GypsyFaux
445 Followers 106 Following Press the follow button and save a puppy. {Single, RP}
m @VanessaHThinks
741 Followers 68 Following
Selly M. Gomez ღ @ThisGirlFake
77 Followers 132 Following I'm no beauty queen, I'm just beautiful me. ღ ♥There's nothing left to do, run and I will run with you. Taken.♥
Allie. ♡ @m00fake
424 Followers 26 Following I love food so much wow and fadedfalse too, I guess?? || october 10th two thousand 11.
NOT Kendrick @BarelyFake
454 Followers 543 Following Single. Bi. I like boobies.-- You're beautiful. You're strong. Stay strong. It get's better.
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