Carly @fastandfunky

I'll make you food and you'll eat it and you'll like it. she/her Toronto, Ontario Joined August 2008

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Marc @MarcSnetiker

2 years ago

Society when we realize there’s literally no reason Daddy Warbucks needs to be bald

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Carly @fastandfunky

2 years ago

what are the rules about seeing julia’s solo show without my wife is that allowed

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Carly @fastandfunky

6 years ago

where is the regional production of little shop with @trixiemattel as Seymour and @JinkxMonsoon as Audrey that we deserve

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Carly @fastandfunky

3 years ago

this is what pride means to me

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writing a letter to immigration to get Allison some permanent residency... how many times is too many times to bring up Julia Murney in an essay proving our relationship... mine and Allison’s relationship... hmm

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Marc @MarcSnetiker

3 years ago

no Mare tonight

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dr. sutt-n-stracke @maarkm

3 years ago

i gotta say: it's been nearly 24 hours and i want MORE of easttown

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paul art smith @PaulArtSmith

3 years ago

Anya Taylor-Joy now has to beat Kate Winslet in a game of chess

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R. Eric Thomas @oureric

3 years ago

Me in the HBO offices at 6 am, guzzling Wawa coffee: “Okay, so it’s called Elphaber of Westtown. It’s about Kate Winslet’s misunderstood sister. Her roommate at Villanova is a blonde Main Line girl named Galinder. She has flying iggles. Jean Smart costars! Money please?”

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John Robert Allman @Johnny_Allman

3 years ago

Cynthia Nixon walked from Hurlyburly to The Real Thing so that Jean Smart could run from Mare of Easttown to Hacks.

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sam greisman @SAMGREIS

3 years ago

No cops at pride except for Mare.

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Taffy Brodesser-Akner @taffyakner

3 years ago

Almost time for my night Mare.

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(((Jew))) @JoshMalina

3 years ago

If it's made with only a single slice, it is technically a "pastramo sandwich."

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dr. sutt-n-stracke @maarkm

3 years ago

happy mother’s day, mare of easttown

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Carly @fastandfunky

3 years ago

You find some fun mementos when you move out of your childhood home. Did I need to save this interview from the Toronto star for 15 years? Probably not, but it’s still a good read ❤️ @ShoshanaBean @meganhilty