Fave one-liners @faveoneliners

Good old fashioned one-liners and come backs Joined August 2015

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Fave one-liners @faveoneliners

11 years ago

Do you know the boomerang joke? It'll come back to you #joke #jokes #funny #Laugh #Laughing #comedy #LMFAO #LMAO

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Fave one-liners @faveoneliners

11 years ago

How can you spot the blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard. #joke #jokes #humour #Comedy #oneliners #funny #laugh #LMAO #LMFAO

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Fave one-liners @faveoneliners

11 years ago

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty." //Jimmy Carr #funny #joke #jokes #oneliners #LMFAO #comedy

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Fave one-liners @faveoneliners

11 years ago

My wife told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk. #joke #jokes #humour #comedy #oneliners #LMAO #funny

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Fave one-liners @faveoneliners

11 years ago

My girlfriends Dad asked me what I do. Apparently 'your daughter' wasn't the best answer... #joke #jokes #Laugh #humour #Comedy #oneliners

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Fave one-liners @faveoneliners

11 years ago

Love means nothing to a tennis player #funny #funnyshit #Laugh #Laughing #joke #jokes #humour #LMFAO #LMAO #oneliners

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Fave one-liners @faveoneliners

11 years ago

I used to be a banker... but I lost interest. #fun #funnyshit #funny #joke #jokes #humour #laugh #laughing #oneliners #LMFAO #LMAO

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Fave one-liners @faveoneliners

11 years ago

My drug dealer cracks me up... #funny #joke #jokes #humour #laugh #laughing #oneliners #funnyshit #LMFAO #LMAO

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Fave one-liners @faveoneliners

11 years ago

I say NO to alcohol... It just doesn't listen. #joke #jokes #humour #laugh #laughing #funny #funnyshit #oneliners #LMAO #LMFAO

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Fave one-liners @faveoneliners

11 years ago

Exit signs... they're on the way out, aren't they //Tim Vine #funny #funnyshit #joke #jokes #humour #oneliners #Laugh #LMFAO #LMAO

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Fave one-liners @faveoneliners

11 years ago

I want to write a mystery novel... Or do I? //Stewart Francis #funnies #funny #funnyshit #Joke #Jokers #Jokes #humour #Laugh #oneliners

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Fave one-liners @faveoneliners

11 years ago

Tried extreme camping, it was intents! #jokers #joke #Laugh #Laughter #Laughing #comedy #humour #funnies #funny #LMAO #LMFAO

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Fave one-liners @faveoneliners

11 years ago

Sean Connery can never ask a woman to sit on his face #joke #jokes #humour #Laugh #Laughing #funny #funnies #oneliners

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Fave one-liners @faveoneliners

11 years ago

A dyslexic man walks into a bra... #funny #funnies #jokes #joke #jokers #humour #Laugh #Laughter #Laughing #oneliners

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Fave one-liners @faveoneliners

11 years ago

Conjunctivitis .com – that’s a site for sore eyes. //Tim Vine #oneliners #funny #laugh #laughter #joke #jokes #humour #LMFAO #LOL

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Fave one-liners @faveoneliners

11 years ago

@SansburyChris thank you for adding us to your Laugh list :)

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Fave one-liners @faveoneliners

11 years ago

According to my roommates diary, I have boundary issues... #fun #funny #humour #joke #jokes #Laugh #Laughing #oneliners #joking #LMFAO #LOL

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Fave one-liners @faveoneliners

11 years ago

What keeps an idiot in suspense? #jokers #funnies #oneliners #Laugh #humour #Laughter #jokes #joke

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Fave one-liners @faveoneliners

11 years ago

I'm so tried of these auto correct jokes... #joke #jokes #funny #funnies #humour #Laugh #Laughter #oneliners #fun #jokers

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Fave one-liners @faveoneliners

11 years ago

You gotta hand it to short people... #joke #jokes #humour #Laugh #Laughing #Laughter #fun #funny #oneliners #hilarious #joker

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