My fucking housemate @fckinghousemate
The demise of the bedsit means we all live with insufferable tits. Share your worst and funniest examples, anonymously, at [email protected] London Joined July 2014-
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Would you like to come live with my housemate? He hates women too. I'll move out, thanks pal #AskThicke
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"My housemate think he's a card-carrying lefty, but says Rooney is 'council-estate scum' and Coleen 'a chavy slag' #dickhead"
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