[Pun Intended] @felixthegeek
I strive to be the most interesting part of anyone's day, good or bad! using twitter to cultivate the corniest jokes Magrathea Joined February 2016-
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Check it out! I will read whatever you send, but only reply with ah yes for $5 on #Fiverr fiverr.com/s2/cf89854844
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20 years old and still hunting Easter eggs. Granted it's in movies and TV shows, but still...
I've met a few deadlines, we are only acquaintances though. I smile at them as they pass by
Dreams do come true: loaded baked potato pizza #foodporn
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Years ago one of my kids called to say she forgot her lunch box at home. I told her not to worry. I added it in with CGI later.
Finally some time to smell the roses! Oh wait those are Oz Poppies, goodnight...
Road Kill diners were the first form of Drive-thru food
Yeah I'm going to run to the store and get naked
@trying2avoid @KimKardashian @kanyewest *cough cough* @realDonaldTrump *cough cough*
I heard that terrestrial planets were made up of rock and metal. Sounds pretty Hardcore
Don't tell me "wait for it", I'm too impatient for that
There should be police officers on the back on pennies. Since they're coppers.
I never play the race card unless I'm in a marathon
I would go into stand up comedy, problem is I like sitting down much more
The FBI take their hygiene seriously
I just realized this is Chris Evans #scottpilgrim
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