Flying Pun @flyingpun
As a non-native speaker of English, I created this account just for pun. Joined April 2015-
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People who drink a lot are more likely to lower their standards when it comes to finding a partner for the night. I guess beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. #pun
Drunk people tend to have sex with anyone because beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. #pun
The famous fizzy drink we all love was created by an Australian taxonomist who liked marsupials. Hence the original name "quokka koala", which Americans simplified to "Coca Cola", as they often do.
I said hi to my German baker this morning. He replied "Gluten Tag". #pun
When a music major learns about counterpoint, at first, he Fux it up. #pun
A dirty message encoded in binary: "I I want to put my 1 in your 0" #playonwords #pun
- This Japanese comedian is not funny. - Ah yeah? お笑い gonna do about it? #pun #ダジャレ #multilingual
My baby frog likes pierogis. I think she's a tad Pole. #pun
- I feel gouda 'bout it. - You're so cheesy... #pun
I was stunned by the fishmonger's daughter's beauty. Head over eels. #pun
Never talk to a person opening an umbrella on a sunny day. They're definitely shady. #pun
I took part in a rigged boxing match. My opponent and I shared the profits unevenly. He took the lower cut, and I took the uppercut. #pun
The moment I started fishing, I was hooked. #pun
If you sing outta tune you should sing with autotune. #pun
My jaw still hurts when I eat. I'll let chew know if I can join for dinner tomorrow. #pun
My dentist asked me whether I want a crown or an implant. I need toothy-nk about it. #pun
The dentist botched the surgery. It really put a dentin his reputation. #pun
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