male feminists + lesbians feel free to advertise your willingness to let your future wife buy as many shoes as she wants in the replies, i want you all to find love
Irish version: My wife means everything to me. Bedroom is a disappointment because it is 1m^2 (cf housing crisis) and neither of us can find a matching pair of our 9 shoes. From California, I attempted to cheer her up by buying (likely overpriced?) shoes, unsuccessfully ringing her mum and best mates at midnight to see what shoes she liked. Got her $200 running shoes because I'm an idiot husband.
@focusfronting Now if he also has a foot fetish this all becomes impossible
@focusfronting lost me at "a wife asked her husband for a new pair of shoes"... the rest is secondary.
@focusfronting If this isn't a top parody account...
@focusfronting Can someone tell me more about this wife with 9 pairs of shoes!!!
@focusfronting @ChicksRule I don’t understand this. Why wouldn’t my wife just buy the shoes using one of her cards?