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network engineer (AS807), voip operator, sysadmin, software dev. transitioning from functional object to decorative object. they/them 🏳️‍⚧️ Joined February 2020

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vx-underground @vxunderground

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Furkan Gözükara @GozukaraFurkan

2 weeks ago

"I wish we could blame this on Muslims or migrants, but turns out it was one of us." what a wild thing to say x.com/shannonrwatts/…

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Alison, the Cuckquean @TradWife2049

3 weeks ago

I feel like trans people have been saying this for sometime!

ThePersistence @ScottPresler

3 weeks ago

I feel like trans people have been saying this for sometime!

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anna @charliekclly

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brooke bowman @gptbrooke

4 weeks ago

Deciding what to do about ppl who are bad vibes but not dangerous is one of the most difficult things to navigate as an event host, at least for me

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latke @latkedelrey

a month ago

TSA lady opened my bag and 3 pairs of groucho marx glasses immediately fell out of it. she started laughing. i really forgot those were in there

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Ben @BenShindel

a month ago

I got blocked for this tweet which was punishment for tweeting while making my coffee at my actual job of… writing up a 30 page report on energy generation for data centers.

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@gen0m1cs 🧬📊 @gen0m1cs

a month ago

>Trump is the most influential figure on the English lexicon since Shakespeare. Wow. I didn't know that. I just — you're telling me now for the first time.

Etymology Nerd @etymology_nerd

a month ago

>Trump is the most influential figure on the English lexicon since Shakespeare. Wow. I didn't know that. I just — you're telling me now for the first time.

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if you have an infinite tape of newborns, and a minister conditionally baptizing them, you can make a Turing machine, proving that the Catholic church is computable. this is also known as the Catholic Church-Turing equivalence

eigen moomin @eigen_moomin

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orph @orphcorp

2 months ago

ADHDers are some of the best at first principles thinking precisely bcs they wake up every day with their operating system completely erased and have to sit down & rebuild it step by step if they wanna have a chance of literally doing anything at all

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Operation Ivy🍂🦌 @FatPikachuGood

2 months ago

As an older woman, I hate that discord automatically changes emoticons into emojis

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oat milk princess 🇵🇸 @heartluvr2000

2 months ago

speaking of accents a few months into dating my scottish boyfriend i was trying to figure out what his voice reminded me of. something so beautiful and familiar that had accompanied me since childhood. it turns out it was shrek

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Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L

2 months ago

I would quit this app but sadly no other social media platform has figured out how to automatically refresh my feed and replace a post I wanted to read with an ad for the state of israel

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Vic 🌮 @VicVijayakumar

2 months ago

It feels like we lost an entire generation. You were supposed to learn how things work and then choose a 3rd party PaaS if it supported your tradeoffs, not blindly choose PaaS because you don’t understand how anything works.

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Zy @ZyMazza

2 months ago

Physicists will be like “I made this equation that describes how the world works and it works perfectly” and you’re like “wow, what’s that strange variable?” And they’re like, “that’s just some constant” and then you say “well what is it?” And then they say “I have no idea”

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jill jill jill jill @yyallian

2 months ago

there are 3 types of boyfriend quests -fetch quest -escort quest -puzzle quest

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River_Tam @RiverTamYDN

3 months ago

Need to see how Obama greets Zohran to make a ruling on this one tbqh

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Aram Hăvărneanu @aramh

3 months ago

Most programming done in practice is very simple and very easy. And yet it is a reality that most "civilians" just can't do it. I taught programming to people with no serious prior "computer experience", and most of them have no problem learning how to program simple algorithms…