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bought a bunch of nectarines from the grocery store bc i was craving fruit so bad but i just drank water and the craving went away. i learned as a child that gorillas barely have to dirnk water bc they eat so much fruit. i believe what i was experiencing was the gorilla hunger
this happened to me and my friends when we first moved to sacramento and we were like wow everyone is so friendly and it was cus it was summer and we were wearing shorts
this happened to me and my friends when we first moved to sacramento and we were like wow everyone is so friendly and it was cus it was summer and we were wearing shorts
Mike Stoklasa just facetimed me and said let’s make this summer a movie
it just hit me that i am not a teenager any more and i cannot have a weird crush on my boss bc he’s prob only 4 years older than me and could actually have sex with me
microsggressed gay coworker by assuming he knows what pentatonix is
how it feels to watch the simpsons and eat chipotle in bed
just saw one of those like crazy insane misogynistic street interview instagram reels but he was like yeah i wouldn't date a fat girl. cus why r u fat. no discipline. if she's fat imagine what her room looks like. clocked me baddddddddddddddddddd
my 2 woke opinion is that it is insidious for white ppl to build esoteric personal branding off of the obscurity of asian american 90s bands. y r u posting a screenshot of a seam song. y do u have a korea girl poster. who taught u about Ee. cracker
my toe nail fell off but there was another toe nail growing under it the whole time..im scared
Green green youth what about the sweetness we knew What about whats good whats true from those days Can’t count to all the lovers i’ve burned through So why do I still burn for you I can't say Sorry that I could never love you back I could never care enough in those last days
yesterday oh my way to the store to buy ice cream two attractive men turned the corner and started walking in my direction and it was so unexpected and frightening that my entire left leg went numb
i am rewatching season 11 of the simpsons and i am gagged by how shit it is.

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