Martin Cross @franticallycode
"professional" software developer | fixing the broken things and breaking the new things | https://t.co/NdAgKJTYSV Tennessee Joined June 2021-
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Side-by-side comparison: @OpenAI's ChatGPT vs. @AnthropicAI's Claude Each model is asked to compare itself to the machine from Stanisław Lem's "The Cyberiad" (1965) that can create any object whose name begins with "n":
My favorite feeling in the world is "Wait, what day is it? Eh who cares"
My favorite feeling in the world is "Wait, what day is it? Eh who cares"
Historical Dates xkcd.com/2676
built a quick app that uses gpt-3 to convert from English to RegEx so you don't have to waste time on stackoverflow: autoregex.xyz
Nobody will remember: - Your salary - Your fancy title - How ‘busy’ you were - How many hours you worked Everyone will remember: - That you were the on-call - That you applied your SQL fix directly to the prod DB - That you forgot the WHERE clause on your UPDATE
I don't always write bad code, but when I do I merge it myself
this might not mean anything to most people, but
Sometimes imposter syndrome is not knowing if you're doing it right...which later becomes "could I have done it better?" And the more I learn: yes, often I could have...but try to remember you didn't have all the information that you now have back then. Judge yourself fairly.
imposter syndrome never really goes away; you just get so busy that you can't pay attention to it as much
quickdatabasediagrams.com is currently giving away free Pro Plans!! Awesome tool to quickly design databases online. I love it! 😍 @quick_dbd
Beautiful visualization of this thread by @SachinRamje. Nice work!
As an engineer with a lot of leverage and influence, one of your primary jobs is to say no to feature creep.
it only took seven and a half years, but you can now set the tab width on github.com. pretty sure this means the last semi-defensible reason for using spaces is gone, and we can all finally recognise the inherent superiority of tabs
Since time immemorial, when a CEO asks a PM at Product Review, “what do you need to 10X users/revenue?”, “what will make you go faster?”, etc the PM steadfastly responds “We need [N] more engineers”. The Eng Mgr nods approvingly. A story thread, with some hard truths to swallow:
"avid collector of dust" feels extra judgmental coming from a computer
I've measured "engineering velocity" for a very long time, but I'm starting to focus more on "engineering drag". These are the things that slow down engineering teams. This includes product discovery, local dev environments, CI/CD pipelines, etc. Reduce drag to go faster.
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If you’re not using ChatGPT for every aspect of your life you’re falling behind. I spent 20mins using ChatGPT to do something that would take 1min with Google—here’s how I did it and how you can too:
@AlastairMcKee1 @TerribleMaps Darling, I appreciate that someone took the time to look at it that closely! (Truly!!!) - also, I’ve got a rule with my comics: If there ISN’T some mistake, spelling or otherwise, it probably isn’t a comic by me. It’s basically my equivalent of map makers putting in fake towns.
POV: You're a Senior Data Engineer at Twitter. Elon asks what you've done this week. You've done nothing. Frantically, you open ChatGPT.
🔥 Terminal Tip: Suspend or Background processes to temporarily get access to your prompt. Handy if you need to quickly npm install something, but your server is already running.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?” "Pop" goes the weasel.
ChatGPT is an AI that has mastered a unique human skill, bullshitting. It knows what the shape of a good answer looks like but often not the details. But we’re now learning that even technical people are happy with an answer that looks right instead of is right.
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How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
Mom: What kind of rolls are you bringing to thanksgiving? Me: Eye
Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years… The dry erase board is probably the most remarkable.
@HexLatex it's such a basic function you'd think they would've... taken it into account
8x Silicon Valley COO here with 20+ years of experience. The media is missing what Elon's doing & why it's genius. A quick 🧵
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Hi Walmart, I don't think mushrooms will work.
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(P+L)(O+T) = PO+PT+LO+LT And thus the plot was foiled!
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