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I’m absolutely dying at the face President Biden makes when he sees Marjorie…
The first half of this clip is Tuberville saying today that Biden is too old to run because of how he walks on airport tarmacs, the second half is Tuberville falling down stairs at an airport tarmac.
MAGA: “I just bought me a pair of $400 dollar Trump sneakers.” Me: “But last week you complained that you couldn’t afford to buy anything in “Joe Biden’s economy.” — crickets 🦗
Me, checking the @FAFSA website for updates on students with parents who don't have SSNs. These students continue to be let down by this rollout. Miss me with your "but millions have completed it successfully!" until *everyone* can complete it successfully.
Don’t know who did this, but it’s so well done I just had to share. 💃
Marjorie Taylor Greene is an absolute, fucking idiot.
We are LIVE: youtube.com/watch?v=ixA5mA…
Republicans want to tell you what books you can read, what meds you can take, what words you can say, what history you can learn, what you can do with your uterus, what gender you are & who you can love… but tell me more about how the Dems are “coming for your freedoms”. Morons.
Ban assault rifles, not books. Regulate firearms, not women’s bodies. Protect kids, not lobbyists.
Greg Abbott can go fuck himself. Can I get an amen?
10 years ago today, I released Hurry Up We’re Dreaming; a record that undoubtedly changed my life in so many ways.
Republicans who say we can't impeach a president 10 days before an inauguration had no trouble confirming a Supreme Court justice 8 days before an election.
I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.
live view of the capitol police
FUN FACT: Irregardless is STILL not a word, no matter how many times bozos like Josh Hawley try to make it one.
Impeachment or 25th amendment. Either is fine. Must happen now. Trump shouldn't be in office another day.
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@CrimeWatchMpls TBH, protests are probably the least of the safety concerns on campus
Only on Crime Watch. VIDEO from SE Minneapolis: Reportedly from inside Frank and Andrea's in #Dinkytown #UMN overnight. 4th St SE and 13th Ave SE One person reportedly sustained a deep cut from being hit with a chair. Unknown what led up to the fisticuffs.
. @HennepinAtty @MaryMoriarty FAIL.
NEW: Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty announces that her office has hired outside prosecutors for the Trooper Londregan case after her lead attorney reportedly asked to be removed.
3/ VIDEO of impact. Watch the rest here: youtu.be/aYNYf48sg8o?si…
South Minneapolis - 911 caller fired shots at an assault suspect but thinks he missed. The suspect, BM with braids, had a BBQ grill and walked toward an encampment. 29xx Columbus Ave S 10:45
I know that it was overshadowed by Trump's lawyers arguing that presidents should be able to murder political opponents, but I don't think I'll ever get over Clarence Thomas hearing a case related to Jan 6 knowing that his wife was an active participant in the attempted coup.
The shooting in #NEMPLS we reported this morning resulted in a fatality. From Minneapolis police: A teenager is dead after an early morning shooting. April 26, 2024, A 14-year-old teenage male died at the hospital after being shot at a gas station on the 2600 block of…
Downtown Minneapolis - We're being told that at least one business in the area of 3rd and Washington Ave S has sent their workers home after receiving a shelter in place notice around 1 p.m. We don't have any other info at this time.
After lead prosecutor removes himself from Londregan case, State Rep. Novotny releases statement on Moriarity now requesting to hire outside legal counsel.
South Minneapolis - Initial report of a shooting. One reportedly shot in the leg. Police have not located anyone shot, but have a suspect at gunpoint. Requesting dispatch to notify hospitals. 29xx Pleasant Ave S (this is a problem area) Squad 521 512 22:15
Ramsey County just terminated a pursuit at the border of the criminal safe-zone of Minneapolis, westbound on E Hennepin Ave from 280. Tahoe, plate ZBG093 23:20
North Minneapolis - 911 caller reports a group of 4 with guns who are pointing them at passersby. Penn Ave N and W Broadway Ave, this is near the Capri Theater, which was shot up last week. Squad 411 425 21:43
South Minneapolis - Officer says their squad was nearly struck at 50th and Nicollet by a white SUV. Not chasing. Squad 501, which is a sergeant, who has the authority to pursue, but didn't. 22:13
Profile of Passenger With No Cellphone He was PhD/academia but not a scientist. A poet in his forties. Turns out he has a cell but not a smartphone. It’s a Light Phone for people who don’t want the distraction of a smartphone. He’d like to have no phone, but gf won’t allow.
it's Newman from Seinfeld
After 7 a.m., female had her backpack snatched while getting off a Metro Transit bus. Suspect: BM, 50, black jacket, went into the encampment A bystander male attempted to get the bag back. W Lake St and Blaisdell
🏴☠️ 7:40 a.m., robbery of person. Loss: phone Suspects: 3 masked BM juveniles in face masks, in a black Elantra with no rear plate 23nd and Pillsbury Ave 7:50 a.m. robbery of person. Suspects: 2 masked M in a black vehicle 44th and Garfield Ave Several cops saw the suspects…
We're told there was an early morning warrant raid at the former Elan Uptown Luxury Apartment building. 28xx Emerson Ave S We'll update if we can match up any arrest info.
What. The. Actual. Fuck. Harvey Weinstein's New York conviction from 2020 was just overturned in a 4-3 decision by the Court of Appeals. Apparently, they thought his trial was unfair because they judged him on too much of his past evil. Why is the law THIS stupid?
Are all 81 states in the room with you right now?
Laura Trump: “We have lawsuits in 81 states right now” Who wants to tell her?
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