John Haprian @fshapps

Idem dixit ista. ÜT: 41.04875,-81.723934 Joined April 2008

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John Haprian @fshapps

3 years ago

JWST gives me hope for the future of mankind.

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The Onion @TheOnion

3 years ago

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3addWVD

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Jo @JoJoFromJerz

3 years ago

Nothing says “Murica” quite like a deadly mass shooting at an Independence Day parade.

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John Haprian @fshapps

5 years ago

This may very well may be the sexiest thing I have ever laid my eyes upon. youtu.be/OBc3WnLJv5o

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John Haprian @fshapps

5 years ago

Haiku error messages gnu.org/fun/jokes/erro…

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John Haprian @fshapps

6 years ago

Our dog just got a toy from an Instagram admirer. The future is weird.

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John Haprian @fshapps

6 years ago

With the possible exception of Tom Selleck no man has done more for the mustache than Carl Weathers.

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“Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.” Clay Shirky This makes the behavior of large established firms more predictable and enables startups to seize greenfield opportunities that are likely to be uncontested by incumbents.

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John Haprian @fshapps

6 years ago

Drink three shots of vodka? Alcoholic. Drink three shots of vodka + splash of vermouth? Classy, sophisticated Renaissance man.

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John Haprian @fshapps

6 years ago

The more I learn about Dolly Parton the more I respect her.

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Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys

6 years ago

There is no god, and you’re no god. So, listen up: nobody cares. We are all irrelevant trash. You especially. Please continue to enjoy Arby’s

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John Haprian @fshapps

6 years ago

Music is a zero day exploit of the lizard brain.

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John Haprian @fshapps

6 years ago

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John Haprian @fshapps

6 years ago

One thing I've learned watching YouTube: never be the live lobster at Bangkok street food establishment.

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John Haprian @fshapps

6 years ago

Which grocery store isle are the Craisins? They cross at least five different categories of food.

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John Haprian @fshapps

6 years ago

Why the duck is AI not being used for autocorrect?

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John Haprian @fshapps

6 years ago

This. boringtechnology.club

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John Haprian @fshapps

6 years ago

Who have we seen die on screen more often? Uncle Ben or Batman's parents? Enough already.

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Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys

6 years ago

Game of thrones prediction time: everything sucks and all of us die. All the promises you’ve ever been told are lies. There is no god. No one loves you. The show will air tonight, but really, who cares? Eat Arby’s.